Thursday, 23 March 2023

"YOU MUST NEVER PUT OFF YOUR UNIFORM WHEN TAKING OVER AND HANDLING OVER TO YOUR COLLEAGUES".

The following scene took place in a magistrate court between the magistrate and a man who has sixty wives.

MAGISTRATE:  Mr Solomon, your sixty wives brought an allegation against you that you embarrasses them by walking about nakedly in your estate especially as most of your matured daughters also live in the estate. They said that you only manage to put on clothes when you are going to town to see your doctor for treatment.
True or false?

MR SOLOMON: My Lord, it is very true sir.
But you see, it is not my fault because l have sixty wives and I shared sleeping with them according to the thirty days of the month. That is two women each day.
I start with one from six in the morning to six in the evening when another one would take over duty from six in the evening to six in the morning. So you can see that there is no time for me to put on clothes. Sometimes, I eat while making love. That is while a soldier taking over or handling over duty doesn't need to change his or her uniform before handling over.

THE MAGISTRATE:  From what you have just said now shows clearly that you don't even need to put on clothes when going to see your doctor. I hereby ban you from putting on clothes henceforth no matter where you are travelling to. This is my final judgement.

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