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This conversation was between two friends, Emeka and  Ike.

EMEKA: Ike, my friend; l don't think I would still go ahead and get married to that lady whom I told you about.

IKE: EMEKA, remember promise is a debt which you are owing. So, my friend; come what may, don't ever disappoint that lady. Both of you have come a long way and you know that.

EMEKA: No way, my friend. You see, l made that promise when l haven't slept with her. But after I slept with her yesterday, I changed my mind because everything about her is very old. After sleeping with her, l took body relief drugs because it looks as if I fought with a gorilla.

IKE:  No way, Emeka! That should never be a criteria for rejecting her after you have enjoyed her. Get married to her just as you have promised her.

EMEKA:  Foull, No way! If I should continue to sleep with her, I shall never attain old age. The worse of it all was when she jokingly told me one day that during the operation feed the nation's programme, she was ten years old then.  And my own mother was born four years after the operation feed the nation's programme.
So if she was born even before my mother makes her an ancestor to me.