A Woman was about to wash her husband's clothes when she saw a photograph inside one of the trousers.
The husband posed with a lady. Both of them were half naked. The husband was putting on only pant and the lady also stripped to her pant. They were in a beach.
The husband embraced her and she pressed her breasts on the husband's chest. The husband on his side inserted his hand into the lady's pant!
She took the photograph and kept it. As soon as the husband came in, she gave it to him saying, "take your property.
I found it in one of your trousers".
The husband was routed to his marrow! He doesn't know what to do or say to defend himself. The wife just sat down looking at him as he walks to and fro in the sitting room. The following was recorded between them:
HUSBAND: I didn't even know it was inside the trousers.
WIFE: No comment.
HUSBAND: So you mean it fell down as you were about to wash the trousers, em?
WIFE: No comment.
HUSBAND: Picture is very good. It just makes me remember the lady.
WIFE: No comment.
HUSBAND: That lady you see there is a very funny lady.
WIFE: No comment.
HUSBAND: Anytime people see me and her they always think we are lovers.
WIFE: No comment.
HUSBAND: She is the daughter of our director at work.
WIFE: No comment.
HUSBAND: Patricia, Patricia! Look at her face.
WIFE: No comment.
HUSBAND: Darling, I would want two you to meet each other one of these days.
WIFE: No comment.
HUSBAND: She even said, she would like to meet you one of these days.
WIFE: No comment.
HUSBAND: Take it and keep it. I would take it from you tomorrow.
WIFE: No comment.
HUSBAND: Let me even take it to her father so that he can give it to her himself.
WIFE: No comment.
HUSBAND: That was the day her father my boss at work was celebrating his birthday at the beach.
WIFE: No comment.
HUSBAND: Why is it that you just keep quiet as if someone died.
WIFE: No comment.
HUSBAND: Don't think that my conscience is troubling me. My hands are clean.
WIFE: No comment.
HUSBAND: You are not going to the beach that is why. If you go to beach now, any guy can ask you to pose for a photograph with him like I did with this Lady here.
WIFE: No comment.
HUSBAND: l beg, let me go and take my bath and then eat my dinner and go to bed. I don't understand all this keeping quiet.
WIFE: No comment.
He then walked away and the wife burst into laughter!
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