A certain police officer committed a crime and the police area command sent some detectives to get him arrested and bring him down to the police headquarters. The following dialogue ensued between them and the suspected police officer.
DETECTIVE POLICEMEN: You are under arrest. You are to follow us down to the police headquarters sir.
SUSPECTED POLICE OFFICER: Good, where is your warrant of arrest?
DETECTIVE POLICEMEN: Which warrant of arrest? When we usually go out to arrest people, including yourself, how many arrest warrant do we normally provide before arresting them?
SUSPECTED POLICE OFFICER: That is their look out. I know my rights.
DETECTIVE POLICEMEN: You have no rights because you have now become a common criminal.
SUSPECTED POLICE OFFICER: I am a citizen of this country and you can't treat me so common and rudely.
DETECTIVE POLICEMEN: Those people that you also arrest and manhandled, are they not the citizens of this country. Respect yourself and let us handcuff your hands.
SUSPECTED POLICE OFFICER: You are joking. Who do you want to handcuff like a common criminal?
DETECTIVE POLICEMEN: Those are ogogoro words that you are speaking. By the time, we force and bundled you into the van, then you would know.
SUSPECTED POLICE OFFICER: You can't push and bundle me into the police van. I have my own personal car and I will drive behind you down.
DETECTIVE POLICEMEN: Those that you usually push and bundled into the police van to the station, don't they have their personal cars? Have you ever allowed them to drive behind you to the station?
And they bundled him into the waiting police van and whisked him away!
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