A certain man went into a chemist to buy an erectile dysfunctional drugs. On getting there, he met two young looking lady nurses. The following dialogue then ensued between him and one of the nurses.
NURSE: Good evening sir, what do you want?
MAN: That medicine. I know that as a fine girl, you will know it.
NURSE: There are many drugs. So tell us its name.
MAN: That medicine that when a man takes it, he go dey stand well, well.
NURSE: You mean the drug that gives a man power to stand up for a long time?
MAN: Yes, but if a wood is dead, it can raise it up just like Jesus would raise the dead up.
NURSE: That must be the drugs that boost your energy after the day's work.
MAN: No, not that. You see, had it been I took it since we have been talking by now I should have been on your top.
NURSE: That is what we locally called "man power".
We have it. Take it and swallow it here in our presence. Here is water. It works within a minute.
MAN: Thank you. Now that I have taken it, who amongst you two will I test it on? Because both of you are pretty looking.
NURSE: We are not prostitutes. You can go to a brothel.
MAN: Then why did you have to give it to me when you know that it works within a minute and you are not prostitutes?
NURSE: You can just run across the road to your left hand side and you will see a brothel with free ladies.
MAN: That is a long journey because I can't stay on top of the river and use spit to wash my face. A bird within your reach is Worth over thousands of others that you are going to look for.
Suddenly, he undressed and grabbed one of the nurses. The rest became history.
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