A certain rich man employed the services of a bodyguard to be following his wife anywhere she goes because he was suspecting that she was having an extra marital affairs. He said to him, "look here, any day you see madam in a secret manner that should only be seen by me, her husband; then let me know and you would get a cash reward of a five hundred thousand naira. The greatest offender amongst the two of them would be heavily rewarded with a life imprisonment after hours of torturing".
One day, madam took him to a charlet and they slept together. When they got home, the bodyguard decided to get the reward and so he went to his boss and said, "now, boss, get me the reward and I will tell you how l saw what only you suppose to see".
His boss then said to him, "you are my employee. Tell me and l promise that in no time, you would get your reward".
And so he said to him, "sir, you are a minister of enjoyment. Today, madam took me to a charlet and l saw what is secretly reserved for you and l enjoyed it to the fullest. I vow to punish her for such a foolish and irresponsible conduct. Now, where is my reward?"
His boss cleared his throat and said, "you mean that you this stinking swine dared to see what is legally for only me to see? And even enjoyed it? Madam and you who is now the greatest offender?"
"Well sir, I think I am the greatest offender", he answered.
And his boss said, "thank to nature that only your mouth has condemned you to your true reward".
He was tortured and imprisoned.
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