THE HAMMER VERSUS STETHOSCOPE, WHO CARRIES THE DAY?

One morning, the roads were busy with traffic congestion as usual. A medical doctor who was on his way to the hospital rammed his car into that of a judge who was also in a hurry to get to court. The following   professional grammatical terminologies ensued between them.

JUDGE: You are a miscreant and a social misfit. This is a deliberate assault on my amiable dignity as conferred by the bar. Do you know that l can sue you for libel and wilful bash on my mobility? I would have you tried and incarcerated for attempted murder and infringement on my rights. Did you or did you not in the past or even planning in the future to commit murder?
What you have done is contravallation and ultra varied in law. No interlocutory injunction would be accepted. You are hereby find guilty of section  33 chapter iv,  of the Nigeria constitution. But examining the case of Adams Philip versus  pepple, a case of insanity can be admissible. Justifiability of section ll, alibi of a senseless citizen can still be penalized to an everlasting confinement in a bottomless dungeon.

I shall take affirmative action if my chattel that led to the arbitration is in jeopardy. As a juror, l take a moot to stop any bond because one of us the appellants attempted battery. Additur adlitem, Ad-Damnnum.  There won't be any acquittal nor bondsman. I hereby submit, caveat emptor.

MEDICAL DOCTOR: You are in a process of phosphorylation, because you have pyelonephritis, which was caused by your low socioeconomic status.
You need ablation to enumerate the psychological disorder, inflicted by hypothyroidism schizophrenia.
Also, a case of cardiovascular psoriatic arthritis and enclometrocis and antide pressant medilat.
Since your case is Non-Hodg kin-Lymphoma and Aortic stenosis, you should be sterilized to further stop the cognitive behavioural abnormality in you due to the presence of a serious lipoma. Psychometrically, microchemical anatomy has deprived you of  educational digestion. A case of pharmacodynamic  verbosity established in your system.

As a psychotherapist, l recommend a psychiatric sabbatical leave from the bar for you because a case of psychosis is present in you and that is perilous to our judicial system.

The judge then collapsed and the doctor fainted!