Sunday, 12 May 2019

😁😁 ONE BLOW, TWELVE DEATH! 😂😂

The problem of inequality is a great burden and oppression amongst both the forests animals and we humans. Imagine, the lions, bears, rhinoceros, elephants oppressing and intimidating the smaller animals. There was a man nicknamed, "One blow, twelve death" because of his hugeness and ferocious nature. Everyone was afraid of him because of his ferociousness. One day a certain girl of about nineteen years of age was on her way to work when he accosted her and wooed her. But the girl who was afraid of his hugeness took to her heels. But he never gave up as he lay ambush for her daily knowing very well that she always passes that road. But each time, he appeared, she took to her heels. So one day, he traced her down to her house. Her father was inside the room when he came and the girl who was surprised and afraid called to her father to come and see the man that has been disturbing her daily. The angry father shouted from inside the room, "Who is that fool? Does he want to die by my cutlass? Is he mad?" And he came out brandishing his cutlass ready for action. The cutlass immediately fell off his hand to the floor on seeing that it was one blow, twelve death. "I am sorry for the embarrassment sir. I don't know that it was you. Please sit down and let me offer you kola-nut and wine", he said with trembling voice and body. "No need for all that. It was because of this your beautiful daughter that l came. I would like to sleep with her now. She is so attractive to me", he said. And the father said, "Well, she has HIV/AIDS". And one blow, twelve death said, "Don't worry about that. My body is immune from HIV/AIDS". And the father, "She is also an Ogbandje, water spirit and epilepsy patient". And he said, "Don't worry about all that. My body is heavily immune from any type of problem". When the father saw that from the look of things, one blow, twelve death will be a hard nut to crack, he quickly sent the daughter to get some policemen. When the police came, one blow, twelve death asked them if they still want to remain in their station or not. And the policemen fled in fear. The father asked his daughter to come into the sitting room and fall down and convulse like an epilepsy patient. She did it perfectly, letting down Spittles from her mouth and foaming at the same time. Immediately, one blow twelve death saw her, he left without saying a word.  CUNNING MAN DIED, CUNNING MAN BURY AM! 😂😂

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