😂😂😂 ELECTION FEVER NUMBER ONE 😂😂😂

THERE WAS THIS BAD GUY WHO AFTER HIS NEFARIOUS RACKETEERING IN AN ELECTION WENT INTO A BAR TO DRINK. HE TOLD A GROUP OF MEN HE MET THERE HOW HE SINGLE HANDEDLY SNATCHED DOZENS OF BALLOT BOXES AND MANIPULATED MANY RESULTS TO FAVOUR A PARTICULAR CANDIDATE. HE DIDN'T KNOW THAT THE MEN HE WAS TALKING WITH WERE SECURITY OPERATIVES. THEY CALLED HIM OUTSIDE SAYING THAT THEY HAVE A JOB FOR HIM.  THEY ASKED HIM IF HE CAN REALLY SNATCH A BALLOT BOX. HE SAID THAT SMALL BODY NOR BE SICKNESS. HE BOASTED TO THEM THAT HE CAN EVEN HIJACK A PLANE. HE SAID THAT ON THE DAY OF THE ELECTION, HE SNATCHED NOT LESS THAN FIFTY BALLOT BOXES. THE OPERATIVES THEN OPENED A BOTTLE OF BEER AND GAVE HIM TO TASTE FROM IT. AFTER TASTING IT, HE SAID, "THIS BEER SWEET WELL, WELL. NA ORIGINAL BRAND FROM AMERICA. E NOR GET IMITATION. WE KNOW WHERE THEM DO ALL THE BEER WEY DEY UNDER THE SUN. THIS ONE IS VERY INGREDIENTS. IT IS GREDIENTFUL! INFACT, IT IS VERY INTOXICATION!". THE OPERATIVES THEN OPENED A BOTTLE OF ALCOHOL AND GAVE HIM TO TASTE FROM IT.  HE TASTED IT AND SAID, "OFFICERS, NA GOD GO BLESS UNA WELL, WELL. THIS NA ORIGINAL OGOGORO FROM SAPELE. E FULL OF INGREDIENTS. INFACT, IT IS VERY GREDIENTFUL!  IF WE DON TAKE THIS ONE FINISH, OUR EYES GO COME RED YAKATA LIKE FIRE WHEN WE DEY GO OPERATION. THIS OGOGORO TOO SWEET. THE INGREDIENTS WEY THEM TAKE MAKE AM NA GOD CREATE THEM. WE DEY CALL AM SAPELE WATER OR AKPETESHI OR KAINKAIN. OFFICERS, NA GOD GO BLESS UNA". IMMEDIATELY, THE MUSIC CHANGED!  THEY TOOK HIM TO A GUTTER OPPOSITE A BROTHEL ( ASHAWO QUARTERS ) AND THEY FORCED HIM TO DRINK FROM THE WATERS THAT WAS FLOWING FROM THE ASHAWO QUARTERS. THE WATERS CONTAINED ALL THE RUBBISH THAT THE PROSTITUTES USED THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE NIGHT. THEY FORCED HIM TO DRINK ABOUT TWO CUPS FROM IT. AFTER DRINKING IT, THE OPERATIVES SAID TO HIM, "MR JAGUDA GUY, YOU CLAIMED TO KNOW ALL BRANDS OF BEER AND WHERE THEY WERE MADE AND HOW THEY TASTE.  NOW TELL US WHERE ONE  YOU JUST TASTED WAS MADE AND WHAT BRAND WAS IT AND HOW DID IT TASTE". AND THE GUY SAID, "OGA, OFFICERS, THIS ONE HAS NO INGREDIENTS. INFACT, IT IS VERY INGREDIENTSDOUS!  IT IS INGREDIENTSLESS! IT IS ASHAWO BRAND, MADE IN ASHAWO BEDROOMS IN ASHAWO QUARTERS DURING THE NIGHT. IT IS FILLED OF PISS, SHIT, BOTTOM POWER, ETC. GOD, I DON DIE OOO. IMAGINE ME DEY DRINK ASHAWO WATER WEY SMELL PASS A MILLION ROTTEN ELEPHANTS. I DON DIE, MY MOUTH DON ALREADY GET TETANUS AND RABIES!  INFACT, MY MOUTH DON DEY SMELL GONORRHEA, SYPHILLIS, STAPHYLOCOCCUS ERUS AND HIV/AIDS. OH! SEE HOW MY LIFE COME BEND".  😂😂😂😂 HA! HA HA! you never see anything yet.  I GO DIE OOOO😂😂