😀😀 BEST LIAR. 😀😀

A SCAMMER ONCE MET A LADY AT A CLUB ONE EVENING. THE LADY WHO HAD KNOWN HIM FOR LONG AS A SCAMMER DECIDED TO MATCH HIM WORDS FOR WORDS. JUST LIKE THE LADY HAD EXPECTED, THE GUY WALKED UP TO HER AND STARTED TO WOO HER BY TELLING HER THAT HE WAS A BUSINESS TYCOON WHO LIVES IN NOWHERE IN PARTICULAR BECAUSE OF  OF HIS CHAIN OF  BUSINESSES. HE SAID, "WELL, PRESENTLY I LIVE IN ITALY BUT I TRAVEL IN AND OUT OF THE COUNTRY LIKE SOMEONE WHO IS GOING TO EASE HIMSELF IN HIS OWN FLAT. WHENEVER I AM IN ITALY AND I AM HUNGRY, I TAKE FLIGHT TO PARIS TO EAT AND TAKE ANOTHER TO ROME TO WASH MY HANDS AND TAKE ANOTHER TO BRITAIN TO CLEAN MY HANDS AND TAKE ANOTHER TO GERMANY TO GET TOOTHPICK TO REMOVE ANY  MEAT THAT MAY HAVE STUCK UNDER MY GUM. ANYTIME I AM IN NIGERIA AND I WANT TO MAKE A CALL, I JUST BOARD A PLANE TO ISRAEL TO  MAKE IT BEFORE COMING BACK TO NIGERIA. IF TO RECEIVE A CALL, I JUST TAKE A PLANE TO UKRAINE TO ANSWER IT BABY. THE ONLY COUNTRY WHICH I HATE IS IRAN. I DON'T GADDEM AND FUCKING GO THERE. BABY I AM DYING FOR YOUR LOVE. I WANNA TAKE YOU TO BED NOW. JUST SAY YES AND LET US GO TO DUBAI TO SEX THE HELL OUT OF OURSELVES. I CAN'T WAIT TO HAVE MY DICK INSIDE YOU.  SO JUST SAY YES TO MY LOVE FOR YOU. I DON'T WOO BLACK BABES. MY LUCK JUST SHINES ON YOU AND SO CONSIDER YOURSELF THE MOST LUCKY LADY OF THE CENTURY. I ONLY ACCEPT POUND STERLING, EURO AND DOLLAR IN MY BUSINESS". AS HE WAS STILL TALKING TO THE LADY SOMEONE CALLED HIM ON THE PHONE AND HE SAID TO THE LADY, "FOR YOU TO KNOW THAT IT WAS GOD THAT BROUGHT YOU TO ME TO BETTER YOUR LOTS; YOU CAN SEE THAT SOMEONE IS CALLING ME NOW, IF NOT BECAUSE OF YOU; I WOULD HAVE BOARDED A FLIGHT TO UKRAINE TO ANSWER THE PERSON BUT FOR YOUR LOVE I CAN'T LEAVE YOU". 😂😂 And the lady said, "What a coincidence. That means we are meant for each other. You see l live in the United States of America but anytime l feel to empty my bowels, l will just board a plane to Nigeria to do it and fly to Somalia to clean my bombo. Anytime l feel dizzy in Korea, l fly to Canada to sleep and wake-up in NewYork city. I work in Portugal and receive my salary in Washington DC. I fly to Russia  to cut my hairs.  Both of us are ABROADERS. The best country for me is IRAN because that is the only country where l make love and enjoy myself".  And the guy became disappointed and frustrated because he couldn't scammed her and he said, "GO  AWAY, YOU WARRI  GIRLS ARE TOO CLEVER". And she replied him, "Make l tell you. Nobody be mugu again. Them nor dey play YAWO for WAYO house these days OOO". 😂😂😂