THERE WAS A VERY HUGE AND MUSCULARLY BUILT LADY WHO WAS DREADED BY EVERYONE IN HER TOWN. SHE WAS STILL A SPINSTER AT THE AGE OF FORTY FOUR YEARS. AFTER MARKING HER FORTY FOURTH BIRTHDAY ANNIVERSARY, SHE TOOK PART IN A WORLD HEAVY WEIGHT BOXING CHAMPIONSHIP COMPETITION AND SHE WON TWELVE GOLDEN MEDALS AFTER DEFEATING THE WORLD BEST HEAVY WEIGHT BOXERS BY SENDING THEM TO VARIOUS HOSPITALS WITH BROKEN SKULLS AND SPINAL CORDS. SHE THEN RETURNED TO HER COUNTRY AFTER SHE WAS CROWNED THE WORLD MOST POWERFUL AND DREADED HEAVY WEIGHT BOXER. NO SOONER HAD SHE RETURNED TO HER HOME, ALL THE NEIGHBOURING TOWNS AND INDEED HER COTENANTS WERE GRIPPED WITH AWARE SOME FEAR BECAUSE SHE BECAME MORE MUSCULAR AND HEAVILY BUILT. A WEEK LATER, SHE ERECTED SIGNPOSTS IN ALL THE NEIGHBORHOOD. THE SIGNPOSTS READ THUS: "THIS IS TO NOTIFY ALL THE MARRIED WOMEN THAT IF NO MAN COMES TO ASK MY HAND IN MARRIAGE WITHIN A MONTH, I WILL BE FORCED TO TAKE SOMEONE'S HUSBAND BY FORCE". AS SOON THE WOMEN SAW THE SIGNPOSTS, THEY ALL DECLARED A SEVEN DAY DRIED FASTING AND PRAYERS. THEY CONTRIBUTED MONEY TO WOO THE BACHELORS SO THAT ONE OF THEM COULD MARRY HER SO THAT THEIR HUSBANDS COULD BE SAFE FROM THIS MONSTER OF A LADY. BUT NO BACHELOR AGREED TO RISK HIS LIFE TO TAKE HER AS A WIFE. AS THE DEADLINE APPROACHES, THE MARRIED WOMEN BECAME REAL UPSET. THEY DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. SOME DECIDED TO FLEE THE TOWN WITH THEIR HUSBANDS OTHERS DECIDED TO TIE A ROPE TO THEIR HUSBANDS AND TIE IT TO THEIR WAIST. BUT ALL THEIR EFFORTS BECAME USELESS WHEN SHE WROTE AGAIN, "NOW, LISTEN TO ME ALL YOU MARRIED WOMEN. I HAVE HEARD ABOUT ALL YOUR STUPID ATTEMPTS TO FLEE THE TOWN WITH YOUR HUSBANDS OR TIE HIM TO YOURSELF. ALL OF YOU ARE JUST MERE JOKERS BECAUSE NO WOMAN CAN PREVENT ME FROM GETTING HER HUSBAND IF I SO WISH OR ELSE, SHE WILL BECOME A CASUALTY. FOR YOUR SAFETY, JUST MAKE YOUR HUSBAND AVAILABLE TO ME ONCE YOU SEE ME AT YOUR DOOR STEP ON MY NIGHT GOWN". AND MANY MARRIED WOMEN COLLAPSED AND FAINTED.
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