HORN VIPERS VERSUS BREASTS VIPERS!

THERE WAS A COUPLE WHO WERE AT A LOGGERHEADS BECAUSE THE WIFE REFUSES TO OPENS HER HEAD AND THE HUSBAND ALSO REFUSES TO OPENS HIS BODY. THE WIFE IS ALWAYS SEEN TYING HER HEAD WITH A SCARF AND THE HUSBAND IS ALWAYS SEEN PUTTING ON A SHIRT. ONE CURIOUS ASPECT OF THIS COUPLE WAS THAT THE HUSBAND HAD NEVER EVER SEEN HIS WIFE'S HEAD ONCE AND ALSO THE WIFE HAD NEVER EVER SEEN HER HUSBAND'S BODY ONCE SINCE THEY WERE MARRIED. ONE DAY, THE HUSBAND BUMPED INTO A FORMER CLASSMATE OF HIS WIFE. AFTER THE NORMAL EXCHANGED OF GREETINGS THE LADY SYMPATHIZED WITH THE MAN BY ASKING HIM IF HIS WIFE HAD FIND A LASTING SOLUTION TO HER HEAD'S PROBLEM. THE HUSBAND WAS SWEPT OFF HIS FEET AND HE ASKED HER WHAT PROBLEM. THE LADY  THEN SAID, "SO YOU WANT TO TELL ME THAT YOU HAVEN'T SEEN YOUR WIFE'S HEAD ONCE?"  "NO MY DEAR", THE MAN SAID.  "ALRIGHT, IF YOU GET HOME TELL HER TO OPEN HER HEAD FOR YOU", THE LADY SAID AND SHE LEFT. WHEN THE MAN GOT HOME, HE INSISTED ON SEEN THE WIFE'S HEAD. BUT THE WIFE WAS RELUCTANT AND SO THE HUSBAND FORCED HER. BEHOLD THERE WERE THREE HORNS ON THE CENTER OF HER HEAD. "WONDERFUL! SO THIS IS WHAT YOU HAVE BEEN HIDING FROM ME ALL THE WHILE? HOW AM I SURE THAT YOU ARE NOT A DEMON? I AM AFRAID OF YOU AND I CAN NO LONGER STAY WITH YOU UNDER THE SAME ROOF", THE HUSBAND SAID. AND THE WIFE ALSO INSISTED ON SEEING THE HUSBAND'S BODY. BUT THE HUSBAND VEHEMENTLY REFUSED AND THERE WAS A BIG FIGHT AND THE WIFE TORN THE HUSBAND'S SHIRT FROM HIS BODY. BEHOLD! ON HIS BACK WERE THREE  BREASTS. "WOW! SO THIS IS WHAT YOU HAVE BEEN HIDING FROM ME ALL THE WHILE? THIS IS FEARFUL AND ALSO SHAMEFUL. HOW CAN YOU A MALE HAVE BREASTS ON YOUR BACK. NOT EVEN TWO AS THE CADE MAY BE BUT THREE. THIS IS AN  ABOMINATION! I CAN NO LONGER LIVE WITH YOU UNDER THE SAME ROOF. HOW AM I SURE IF YOU ARE REALLY A HUMAN AND NOT A MONSTER", THE WIFE SAID. AND BEHOLD! "HORN VIPERS VERSUS BREAST VIPERS" RENTED THE AIR FROM THE CROWD WHO HAD GATHERED AROUND THEM