"OTURUGBEKE"

THIS IS ONE OF THE LETTERS FROM THE FAMOUS, "OTURUGBEKE" SECTION OF AFRICA NATURAL STORIES.  Read On.............😁😀😁😀😁😀: "DEAR OTURUGBEKE, I AM A 30 YEAR OLD MAN. SOME YEARS BACK, I LIVED IN A COMPOUND WHERE THE LANDLORD MALTREATED ME SO MUCH. AFTER LEAVING THE COMPOUND, I DECIDED TO PUNISH HIM SEVERELY BY PAYING HIM BACK WITH THE SAME WICKEDNESS. I WENT TO A WITCHDOCTOR WHO CHANGED ME INTO A BIG RAT. I THEN WENT TO LIVE IN MY FORMER LANDLORD'S HOUSE. I DESTROYED THEIR CERTIFICATES, CLOTHES, ORNAMENTS AS WELL AS BITING THEIR LEGS AT NIGHT. WHENEVER, THEY WERE OUT, I BECAME THE MASTER OF THE HOUSE. I OPEN THE REFRIGERATOR AND EAT ANYTHING I LIKE. I ALSO DRINK COLD BEER, PLAY MUSIC AND WATCH MOVIES ON THEIR TELEVISION SET. THEY WONDERED WHAT TYPE OF RAT COULD BE DOING ALL THAT. THEY BOUGHT SEVERAL RAT POISON BUT I WAS WISER THAN THAT. THEY EVEN BOUGHT A CAT. BUT I CHANGED TO A HUMAN AND KILLED THE CAT. ONE AFTERNOON WHEN I WAS INSIDE THE HOLE, THEY PACKED OUT. NOW I DON'T KNOW WHERE THEY PACKED TO.  I HAVE ONLY STAYED WITH THEM FOR THREE YEARS AND THE WITCHDOCTOR SAID THAT I MUST STAY WITH THEM FOR SEVEN YEARS FOR THE SPIRITUAL CYCLE TO BE COMPLETED OR ELSE, I WILL EITHER DIE UNTIMELY OR FOREVER REMAIN AS A RAT.  PLEASE HELP ME, I DON'T WANT TO DIE NOW OR REMAIN AS A RAT PERMANENTLY. I STILL WANT TO TORTURE THEM FOR MORE FOUR YEARS. PLEASE HELP ME TO LOCATE WHERE THEY HAVE PACKED TO.  HELP! HELP!! HELP!!! I AM STILL IN MY RAT FORM. FROM MR, DO ME, I DO YOU.                                                               DEAR MR, DO ME, I DO YOU. THANK YOU VERY MUCH TO HAVE CONTACTED US IN TIME. WE ARE HERE TO HELP PEOPLE LIKE YOU OFCOURSE. NOW YOUR PROBLEM IS A SPIRITUAL ISSUE HENCE WE CONSULTED OUR SPIRITUAL DICTIONARY. THE ORACULOUS-OPARAMULOUS. IT SAYS THAT YOUR FORMER LANDLORD AND HIS FAMILY HAD GONE SPIRITUAL TOO, EVEN MORE THAN YOU. THEY WENT TO A CERTAIN WITCHDOCTOR WHO CHANGED THEM TO GIANT CATS. EACH OF THEM NOW IS AS HUGE AS A LION! THEY ARE NOW LIVING IN A CERTAIN VILLAGE CALLED, "GBATIGBATI" THIS TOWN IS IN THE MIDDLE OF FOUR TOWNS. THESE FOUR TOWNS ONLY EAT RATS AS THEIR DAILY MEAL. THEY HAVE POWERFUL SPIRITUAL NOSTRILS WHICH CAN SNIFF A RAT FROM TWENTY KILOMETRES AWAY. YOU HAVE TO CROSS THESE TOWNS FIRST BEFORE YOU CAN GET TO WHERE YOUR LANDLORD AND HIS FAMILY ARE PRESENTLY LIVING. SO YOU DON'T HAVE ANY PROBLEM IN LOCATING THEM. REMEMBER THAT A SINNER MUST NEVER GO UNPUBLISHED. SO DON'T EVER RELENT! GO AFTER THEM AND DEAL WITH THEM OR DO YOU WANT TO DIE IN THIS YOUR YOUNG AGE OR REMAIN AS A RAT? NO! IT IS AN ABOMINATION! GO TO THE TOWN OF GBAGBATI NOW AND TEACH THEM SOME LESSON THAT THEY WILL NEVER FORGET IN A HURRY. JUST GO THERE, NO DANGER WHATSOEVER!. YOU ARE BLESSED!