THE POINTED WEAPON.

SOME POLICE CADETS WERE ON TRAINING IN A POLICE COLLEGE. THE INSTRUCTOR TOLD THEM THAT THE "POINTED BARREL" IS THE GREATEST WEAPON TO SUBDUED ANY STUBBORN CRIMINAL. AND ONE OF THEM ASKED THE INSTRUCTOR, "SIR, DO YOU MEAN THAT ANY POINTED BARREL CAN SUBDUE ANY TYPE OF CRIMINAL?" AND HE ANSWERED, "EXACTLY, YOUNG OFFICER." SIX MONTHS LATER, THEY PASSED OUT AND THEY WERE POSTED TO DIFFERENT DIVISIONS. ONE MORNING, THE DIVISIONAL POLICE OFFICER IN CHARGE OF THE STATION  IN WHICH ONE OF THE NEWLY RECRUITED CADETS  WAS POSTED TO, ASKED THEM AS TO WHAT WOULD THEY DO IF THEY ARE ASKED TO GO AND ARREST A WOMAN WHO IS NAKED. AND THE CADET WHO WAS NEWLY POSTED TO THE STATION SAID, "SIR, WHEN WE WERE ON TRAINING, WE WERE TAUGHT ABOUT THE POINTED BARREL. SINCE SHE IS NAKED, I WILL USE THE POINTED BARREL BETWEEN MY THIGHS ON HER AND THAT WILL SETTLES THE CASE SIR."