SEEING THE FORBIDDEN TREE LIFE.

IT WAS A SUNDAY MORNING AND THE CHURCH WAS FILLED TO CAPACITY. THE PASTOR AFTER SOMETIME EXCUSED HIMSELF TO EASE HIMSELF. TWO TO THREE MINUTES LATER, A VERY BEAUTIFUL LADY ALSO EXCUSED HERSELF AND WENT OUT. SHE WAS QUICKLY FOLLOWED BY ANOTHER WOMAN. FIVE MINUTES LATER, THE CHOIRMASTER ALSO EXCUSED HIMSELF AND WENT OUT TO ALSO EASE HIMSELF. ON GETTING TO THE  TOILET, HE SAW THE PASTOR MAKING LOVE TO ONE OF THE WOMEN WHILE THE OTHER WOMAN  STOOD BY WAITING FOR HER TURN. THE SURPRISED  CHOIRMASTER RAN INTO THE CHURCH SHOUTING, "BRETHREN! BRETHREN! I HAVE JUST SEEN WHY ADAM AND EVE WERE DRIVEN OUT OF THE GARDEN OF EDEN. COME QUICKLY, BRETHREN AND SEE ADAM EATING FROM THE TREE OF KNOWLEDGE AND EVIL. COME QUICKLY TO STOP HIM FROM EATING FROM THE TREE OF LIFE THAT WAS CLOSED BY. HENCE HE WILL ALSO EATS FROM THE TREE OF LIFE WHICH WAS CLOSED BY HIM, AND HE WILL CONTINUE TO EAT FROM EVERY TREE OF LIFE OF THIS CHURCH AND THE POPULATION OF THE CHURCH WILL BECOME LIKE THE SAND OF THE SEASHORE."