I DON'T WANT TO GO TO HEAVEN AGAIN!!!

THERE WAS AN OLD MAN WHO LIVED ALL HIS LIFE IN THE VILLAGE. HE NEVER LEFT THE VILLAGE TO ANY OTHER PLACE. ONE DAY, HE HAD A DREAM THAT HIS SON WHO LIVES IN THE UNITED STATES CAME AND TOOK HIM DOWN THERE. HIS SON TOLD HIM THAT AMERICA IS GOD'S OWN COUNTRY THE OLD MAN SAW MANY TALL BUILDINGS WHICH WERE ALMOST TOUCHING THE SKY. HIS SON TOLD HIM THAT THEY WERE CALLED SKY SCRAPPERS. THEY ALSO SAW A LOT OF PLANES FLYING OVER THE SKY. HE WAS AFRAID OF BOTH THE TALL BUILDINGS AND THE BIG AEROPLANES. HE WAS WOKEN UP  BY NOISE OF PEOPLE SHOUTING AND SINGING FOR JOY. HIS SON HAS JUST RETURNED FROM THE STATES! HE WAS CONFUSED FOR A MOMENT. HIS SON RAN FORWARD AND EMBRACED HIM. THE FATHER WHO WAS STILL THINKING OF THE DREAM, ASKED HIM ASTONISHLY, "MY SON, WHY ARE YOU HERE?" AND THE SON SAID, "TO TAKE YOU DOWN WITH ME TO AMERICA OF-COURSE. MEN! THAT IS WHERE WE CALLED GOD'S OWN COUNTRY, DAD."  AND THE FATHER SHOUTED, "NO! NO! NO!!! MY SON. I DON'T WANT TO GO TO GOD'S OWN COUNTRY AGAIN. IMAGINE SEEING ALL THOSE MIGHTY ANGELS FLYING OVER THE WHOLE SKY WITH THEIR NOISES! IMAGINE ME TO SEE THOSE BIG AND TALL HOUSES OF GOD AGAIN. NO WAY. I CAN'T IMAGINE MYSELF SEEING THOSE DEVILS MOVING ON THEIR FOUR LEGS. SOME EVEN HAVE MANY LEGS. AND THE SON SAID, "OLD MAN! THOSE HOUSES ARE FOR HUMANS LIKE YOU AND NOT FOR GOD. THE FLYING OBJECTS THAT YOU SAW IN YOUR GADDEM DREAM OR SHOULD I SAY WITCHCRAFT ARE PLANES MEN, AND NOT ANGELS. THOSE ON THE ROADS ARE VEHICLES. YOU DAM OLD MEN, YOU EITHER FOLLOW ME DOWN TO THE AIRPORT NOW OR I FORCE YOU INTO THAT DEVIL YOU SAW. COMMON, MEN, MOVE YOU GADDEM MOTHER FUCKER." AND THE FATHER SAID,, "THANK GOD, I STILL HAVE SOME QUANTITY OF RAT POISON IN THE HOUSE. LET ME QUICKLY DRINK IT BEFORE THIS DEVIL WILL FORCE ME TO HELL."