Destiny is like a running water, it is very difficult to
cross.
Beautiful ladies easily fall prey to liars due to their high
taste for luxury.
1.
A HERO OF WAR CANNOT BE SAID TO BE
INNOCENT OF AN INNOCENT BLOOD SHED ON THE BATTLE FIELD.
2.
HE
WHO FIGHTS TACTICALLY TO THE END IS CERTAINLY THE HERO AND NOT HE WHO FIGHTS
FEARLESSLY AND DIED ON THE BATTLE FIELD.BECAUSE THE DEAD CAN NEITHER BE
CONGRATULATED NOR RECEIVE ANY REWARD.
3.
THE
BEST WEAPON OF A SENSIBLE WARRIOR IS THE MISTAKES OF HIS FALLEN COLLEAGUES.
4.
KILL
AND GO! THE LION IS MADE THE KING OF THE JUNGLE NOT BECAUSE HE IS THE MOST
POWERFUL IN THE JUNGLE BUT BECAUSE HE IS FEARLESS AND DARING. HE ATTACKS AND
BRINGS DOWN THOSE THAT ARE GREATER AND BIGGER THAN HIM. KILL AND GO.NO GOING
BACK!
5.
THE
KNIFE CAN NEVER BE SCARE OF BLOOD, HENCE THE HUNTER NEVER HAVE PITY ON AN
ANIMAL. HE WHO FACES DEATH CAN NEVER PITY THE WORLD! NO GOING BACK!
6.
FOR WE TO MOVE FORWARD AS A COUNTRY,
THE EVILDOERS MUST BE SENT ON AN EVERLASTING ERRAND TO MEET GOD.
7.
NEVER
DARE A DEADLY WARRIOR AT A DEADLY HOUR FOR HE WOULD BE MORE DEADLIER THAN THE
DEADLIEST DEATH ITSELF!
8.
'KPOOOH-KPOOOAAH!
KPOOOH-KPOOOAAH! SCAAA-TAAA-TOOOH! SCAAA-TAAA-TOOOH! SURELY, WITH ME, THERE IS
NO ROOM FOR THE LIVING IN THE ABODE OF THE DEAD,' SAYS THE RIFFLE
9.
BEWARE!
SAYS THE BULLET.BECAUSE: I LEARN NO MERCY and TEACH NO MERCY and HAVE NO MERCY
and GIVE NO MERCY and KNOW NO MERCY and SEE NO MERCY and HEAR NO MERCY. ALL
THAT I OBEY IS THE LAST ORDER: ALL HEADS DOWN SHALL THEY GO!!!
10.
THE
SUN BLAZES ITS RAYS AS THE DEAD ENTER THE REALM OF SHADOW.NEVER PLAY WITH LIFE!
AND NEVER MOCK WITH DEATH!
11.
AS
THE RIFFLES SPEAK, MANY MAY HAVE GONE! AS THE RED AND HOT BULLETS CRY, MANY MAY
HAVE FALLEN! THE TALES OF WAR!
12.
WHEN
THE RAINBOW APPEARS AT NOON THE GRAVE OPENS ITS MOUTH AND AS MANY AS POSSIBLE
GO INTO IT. AND AWAY THEY GO SILENTLY.YOU WILL SEE US NO MORE THEY BADE AS THEY
MURMUR
13.
NOT VERY LONG AFTER
THE DUEL-THERE THEY GO BOW & PALE-THERE WE GO GLOOMY & TIRED-THERE YOU
GO SLOWLY & PAINFULLY-THERE I GO WITH TEARS & SADNESS-THERE SHE GOES
LIKE A DUMMY-THERE HE GOES SO SOON & SUDDENLY-ALL WITH ONE EXPRESSION-THAT
IS SADNESS-NOT THAT THEY WANT TO GO-NOT THAT THEY LIKE IT -YET THEY MUST
GO-BECAUSE THEY HAVE BEEN FORCED TO GO-WHAT GOES ON IN THEIR MIND-NO BODY CAN
TELL-ALL TO ONE WAY THE WRONG CITY-SO BIG & ACCOMMODATIVE- THE DREADFUL
EVERLASTING HOME!
14.
THE
CITY OF SORROW! THE CITY OF BLOOD! THE CITY OF SILENCE! NEVER AGAIN SHALL IT
BE! SORROWFUL & HOT TEARS AWAY THEY GO FOREVER!
15.
NO
GOING BACK! NO GOING BACK! NO GOING BACK! WHEN THE DARKNESS COMES AT NOON, THE
DEAD REMEMBER NOT THE EARTH!
16.
NO
FRIEND IN JUNGLE, THE MAN WITH THE LAST BULLET SHALL BE THE
17.
A
BRAVE WARRIOR NEVER TURNS HIS BACK ON THE BATTLE AT THE DRUMS OF WAR.
18.
HE
WHO REMAINS UPDATED, AUTOMATICALLY BECOMES OUTDATED!
19.
A
SUCCESSFUL MAN IS HE THAT HAS MANY HISTORY OF FAILURES AND END UP WITH ONE
HISTORY OF SUCCESS!
20.
WHEN
HEAVEN AND HELL ENGAGE THEMSELVES IN A FIERCE COMPETITION,EVEN THE HOSTS OF
HEAVEN FEAR AS TO WHO WILL LOOSE.
21.
NOTHING
KILLS BEAUTY FASTER THAN OLD-AGE!!!
22.
UGLY
THINGS ARE CHEAPER BUT THEY LAST LONGER THAN THE BEAUTIFUL COSTLY ONES.
23.
DEATH
SAYS THAT THE REASON WHY HE DOESN'T KILL THOSE WHO BOAST THAT THEY DO NOT FEAR
HIM IS THAT HE BELIEVES THEY ARE YET TO KNOW HIM.
24.
ANY
BEAUTIFUL WOMAN WHOM EVERY MAN PRAISES,LOVES AND ADORES IS ALWAYS AN ENEMY OF
THE MATRIMONIAL HOME.Q.E.D.
25.
LOVE
AND ALCOHOL ARE TWIN SISTERS FROM THE SAME MOTHER BUT DIFFERENT FATHERS HENCE
ANY-ONE UNDER THEIR INFLUENCE IS 80% INSANE TO REALITY.(are you surprised?)
26.
THE
BEAUTY OF FOOLISHNESS IS THAT FOOLS ARE EASY TO CONTROL AND INTIMIDATE THAN THE
WISE.
27.
ANY
WOMAN WHO IS CONFUSED AS TO WHICH OF HER MANY SUITORS SHE WOULD CHOOSE FOR A
HUSBAND WOULD DEFINITELY MAKE A GREAT MISTAKE. QED.
28.
A
MAN CANNOT BE SAID TO BE A HERO BY THE TALES OF NUMBERS OF PEOPLE HE HAD KILLED
ON THE BATTLE GROUND BUT BY THE TALES OF NUMBERS OF BATTLES HE HAD WON!
29.
NO
STRANGER VISITS THE HOME OF THE ELDERLY WITHOUT BEING OFFERED A GIFT OF THE
KOLA-NUT.
30.
THE
DISADVANTAGE OF LIES IS THAT IT CAN ONLY HELPS YOU SECRETLY AND NOT PUBLICLY.
31.
THE
OWL & THE FROG HAD A BET AS TO WHICH OF THEM CAN SEE THE WHOLE WORLD AT A
GLANCE & THEY WERE BLESSED WITH NATURAL CAMERAS! (big eyeballs)
32.
A
BIRD NEVER CHALLENGES A STONE SLINGS BY THE CATAPULT.
33.
THE
BEAUTY OF CREATING A MONSTER IS THAT ONE DAY IT WILL TURNS AGAINST YOU ITS
CREATOR AND DESTROYS YOU! Isn't that beautiful enough?
34.
THE
AROMA OF SOME FOOD IS MORE DELICIOUS THAN THE FOOD ITSELF THAT IS WHY SOME
WOMEN ARE MORE BEAUTIFUL IN APPEARANCE THAN IN THEIR CHARACTER.
35.
A
CHILD WHO HATES GREY HAIR CANNEVER BE THE HEAD OF HIS PARENTS' HOUSEHOLD.
36.
IN
A COMMUNITY WHERE THE ELDERS LACK WISDOM,THE ANCESTORS WILL SPEAK.
37.
THE
BEAUTY OF ALCOHOL IS THAT IT BRINGS OUT BOTH THE FOOL & THE HIDDEN MADNESS
IN YOU.
38.
DOES
NOT ACCEPT ALL MANNERS OF FRIENDS BECAUSE A NET THROWN INTO THE SEA CATCHES ALL
KINDS & COLOUR OF FISHES. (bad & good)
39.
THE
BAT CLAIMS TO BE A BIRD BECAUSE IT FLIES BUT ITS TEETH SHOWS THAT IT IS NOT
& CAN NEVER BE A BIRD OR DOES A BIRD HAVE TEETH?
40.
NOWADAYS
POLITICIANS CAN BE LIKENED TO A PROPHET WITH A HOLY BOOK ON ONE HAND PREACHING
AGAINST LIES,DECEITS & OPPRESSIONS AND ON THE OTHER HAND A SWORD
SLAUGHTERING THE TRUTH, FAIR PLAY, EQUITY AND JUSTICE.
41.
WISDOM
IS A NATURAL TOOLS BOX WHICH CONTAINS ALL THE EQUIPMENT OF KNOWLEDGE WHICH CAN
REPAIR THE BROKEN-DOWN MANKIND.
42.
IF
YOUR HUSBAND SUDDENLY BECOMES EXTREMELY LOVING & CARING THEN YOU SHOULD
REJOICE BECAUSE THOSE WOMEN WHO HAVE BEEN WITH-HOLDING HIS LOVE FROM YOU HAVE
DISAPPOINTED HIM ATLAST.BUT IF YOUR WIFE SUDDENLY BECOMES EXTREMELY LOVING
& CARING THEN BECAREFUL BECAUSE A WITCH MUST BE EXTREMELY LOVING &
CARING TO ENABLES HER GETS VICTIMS.
43.
THE
DEATH THAT KILLS A MAN DURING THE DAY TIME SHOULD BE REGARDED AS A HERO FOR A
SUCCESSFUL DEFEAT OF ALL THE LAW ENFORCEMENT AGENTS,THE HERBALISTS AND EVEN THE
NURSES AND DOCTORS TO ACHIEVE HIS AIM.
44.
THE
CHAMELEON CAN EASILY CHANGES ITS COLOUR BUT NOT ITS CHARACTER OF SLOW MOVEMENT.
45.
WHAT
A PLACE IS THE LAND OF THE DEAD? PERHAPS THE MOST PEACEFUL PLACE. HENCE THOSE
IN IT NEVER COMPLAIN. PERHAPS THE MOST CONTROVERSIAL PLACE BECAUSE NO BODY
WANTS TO GO THERE AND THOSE IN IT DO NOT WANT TO COME BACK HERE. Good or bad?
46.
A
REPUTATION ONCE TARNISHED IS LIKE A BROKEN EGG,IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO RE-AMEND IT.
47.
ANY
TREE THAT DARES THE SOIL TO A FIGHT WILL HENCEFORTH HAVE NO WHERE TO STAND. The
oppressive power of a bad leader who never forgives.
48.
IF
ELEPHANTS WERE TO BE CARNIVORES, EVEN HUMANS CANNOT BE SAFE IN THE CITIES.YET
THEY NEVER FORCED THEMSELVES TO BE CARNIVORES AS TO AVENGED THEIR KILLINGS IN
THE HANDS OF HUMANS. THEN WHY IS MAN WHOM TEN OF HIM ARE EQUAL TO AN ELEPHANT
FORCED HIMSELF TO BE A CARNIVORE BY DEVOURING HIS FELLOW HUMANS WITH DEADLY
WEAPONS? What A Great Fall Man Has Fallen To The Level Of The Carnivores.
49.
IT
IS ONLY A FOOL WHO WILL TRY TO HIDE HER NAKEDNESS FROM WHO WILL BATHES HER.
50.
A
HERO OF WAR CANNOT BE SAID TO BE INNOCENT OF AN INNOCENT BLOOD SHED ON THE
BATTLE GROUND.HENCE IT IS SAID THAT POWER HAS A THOUSAND VOLUME OF ALCOHOL MORE
THAN THE ALCOHOL ITSELF. What an Oppression!
51.
IF
LIES TRAVELLED A HUNDRED YEAR AHEAD OF TRUTH, JUST A DAY JOURNEY OF TRUTH WILL
PASS HIM ON THE WAY.
52.
17/02
23:54
IF SECRETS SHOULD BE SHOWN TO THE PUBLIC, ARGUMENTATIVES WILL BURY THEIR HEADS IN A BIG SHAME.
IF SECRETS SHOULD BE SHOWN TO THE PUBLIC, ARGUMENTATIVES WILL BURY THEIR HEADS IN A BIG SHAME.
53.
THE
FALL OF A BIG TREE IN THE FOREST IS ALWAYS ACCOMPANIED BY OTHER SMALLER TREES.
what a tragedy!
54.
ANY
TILAPIA WHICH TRIES TO SWIM AGAINST THE TIDAL WAVES OF THE OCEAN MUST HAVE ITS
FINS BROKEN.
55.
THE
MAD MAN SAYS THAT THE EYES OF THE PUBLIC ON HIM IS MORE EMBARRASSING TO HIM
THAN THE MADNESS ITSELF.
56.
LIARS
ALWAYS TRY TO COVER THEIR LIES WITH OTHER LIES TO ENABLE THEM ESCAPE FROM THEIR
WEB OF LIES.
57.
IS
LIKE THE SWEET ORANGE TREE WHICH NEVER LACKS VISITORS
58.
THE
TESTES OF AN OLD MAN MUST NEVER BE A PLAYING TOY FOR THE CRYING CHILD.
59.
BECAUSE
OF FEAR MOST PEOPLE INSULT THEIR RIVALS INDIRECTLY. WHY? INDIRECT SPEECH ARE
THE WEAPONS OF COWARDS
60.
A
FLOWING RIVER HAS NO MERCY FOR ANY LIVING CREATURE BECAUSE IT DOES NOT STAY FOR
LONG IN ANY PARTICULAR PLACE TO MAKE FRIENDS
61.
THE
GAP BETWEEN THE RICH AND THE POOR IS LIKE AN INJURY IN WHICH THE VICTIM IS
DENIED MEDICAL ATTENTION
62.
A
CHILD WHO CONSTANTLY ASKS HIS PARENTS WHEN HE WAS BORN, WILL ONE DAY ASK HOW HE
WAS BORN.(Then what would be your answer?)
63.
A
child who often measures his height with the lroko tree should never forget the
length of the coffin.
64.
A
stick of match that burns down a multi-million dollars mansion is less than a
penny in price. Hence it is said that he who has nothing always thinks of
destroying everything for he has nothing to lose.
65.
Don't
always rejoice when people praise your works or your beauty so did the world
praise the paradise of fools & it became desolated to a desert today.
66.
AS
A MISCARRIAGE CHILD, I AM NO LONGER A STRANGER IN THE ABODE OF THE DEAD!
68.
A
MAN CAN STANDS A 24 HOUR TEMPTATION BUT A WOMAN WILL FALLS AT THE 12th HOUR!
69.
DO
NOT GIVE A FOOL A LANTERN TO HOLD FOR YOU.HE WOULD THINK THAT HE IS HOLDING THE
SUN.
70.
IT IS OBVIOUS WHY THE
CHURCHES HAVE MORE FOLLOWERS THAN THE SHRINES BECAUSE HELL HAS MORE FOLLOWERS
THAN HEAVEN!
71.
THE MAD MAN SAYS THAT
HIS LOVE FOR RAGS MAKES HIM TO TALK TO HIMSELF AS HE GOES ABOUT SEARCHING FOR
THEM.
72.
A
WOMAN WHO IS FOND OF COMMITTING ADULTERY DOES NOT KNOW HOW IT HURTS HER HUSBAND
NOT UNTIL SHE CATCHES HER HUSBAND IN BED WITH EITHER HER HOUSE MAID OR HER BEST
FRIEND. Hence it is said that an experience puts an everlasting mark on the
mind!
73.
THE
BIRD THAT VOWED THAT IT WILL NEVER PERCH ON THE GROUND BUT LATER PERCHED ON A
HILL HAS BROKEN ITS VOW because the hill is a part of the ground!
74.
COSTLY
THINGS ARE CONSIDERED THE MOST PRECIOUS IN THE EYES OF HUMANS EVEN IF THEY ARE
FAKE.
75.
THE
BEAUTY OF BEING A YOUNG MAIDEN IS THAT ALL SPECIE OF THE MALE FOLKS WORSHIP YOU
IN ORDER TO HAVE THE JUICY TASTE OF YOU.BUT IF THE FRUIT IS BITTER,THE BIRDS
WILL SPREAD THE NEWS OF THE BITTERNESS TO ALL NOOKS AND CRANNIES OF THE GLOBE.
76.
A
MAN WHO FORGIVES HIS ENEMY ONCE MAY NOT LIVE TO FORGIVE HIM FOR THE SECOND
TIME!
77.
THE
TERRIFYING SOUND OF THE THUNDER BOLTS NEVER FRIGHTENS THE FOOLS. Hence it is
said that A FOOL REJOICES WHEN EVERY BODY IS SAD.
78.
A
CORPSE IN THE GRAVE HAS NO OTHER USES BUT TO SERVES AS FOOD FOR THE TERMITES.
79.
THE
BEAUTIFUL AND CALM LOOKING SURFACE OF THE OCEAN HIDES THE DANGEROUS SHARKS AND
CROCODILES.
80.
THE
TRUE CONTENT OF A WOMAN'S MIND ONLY COMES OUT WHEN SHE IS EITHER HAPPY OR
ANGRY. The men should take note.
81.
MAGIC
IS A PURE TRICK WHICH IS ONLY KNOWN TO THE PERFORMER!
82.
DESTINY
COULD BE COMPARED TO A FLOWING RIVER OR AN ANGRY HORSE. VERY DIFFICULT TO
CONTROL.
83.
IT
WOULD BE A SERIOUS TABOO FOR A GROUP OF ELDERS TO BE ADDRESSED WITHOUT THE USE
OF PARABLES TO ENERGISE THEIR MEMORY.
84.
A
BIRD CAN NEVER HELD THE CONFERENCE WHERE TEETH ARE DISPLAYED.
85.
HE
WHO PROLIFERATES WICKEDNESS BY PRAISING & CLAPPING FOR THE EVIL DOERS CAN
NEVER EVER WASHES HIS HANDS CLEAN NOR CAN HE WALKS ALL ALONE DURING THE DAY
WITHOUT THE HELP OF A LAMP. What a wonderful reward!
86.
DON'T
BE TOO HAPPY WHEN EVERY BODY LOVES YOU.IT LEADS TO ENMITY.THE FOOD WHICH EVERY
BODY PRAISES NEVER SATISFIES THE STOMACH.
87.
NO
BODY OWNS THE MONOPOLY OF POWER HENCE THE FAIRY WHO IS THE KING OF THE FOREST
TREES, RESPECTS BOTH THE IROKO & THE DEADLY TREES.LEADERS SHOULD LEARN TO
RESPECT THEIR SUBJECTS BECAUSE A GREAT SWIMMER MAY NOT BE A GREAT RUNNER.
88.
NO
BEST BUILDERS LIKE THE TONGUE OF MEN. NO ALSO WORST DESTROYERS LIKE THE SAME
TONGUE OF MEN. USE YOUR PERSONALITY, POWERS & TONGUE AS A BUILDER & NOT
AS A BULLDOZER. Premature six feet is inevitable.
89.
THE
PILLOW NEVER FAILS TO ACT AS A TEMPORARY WIFE TO THE BACHELORS & ALSO AS A
TEMPORARY HUSBAND TO THE SPINSTERS, YET IT NEITHER COMMITS ADULTERY NOR
FORNICATION.
90.
THUNDER
BOLT IS A SIGN OF GOD'S ANGER UPON THE SINNERS. HENCE WHENEVER IT STRIKES,
SINNERS' WORDS ARE:'LORD GOD BE MERCIFUL UNTO US SINNERS'AND THEY WOULD KISS
THE EMPTY AIR AS A SIGN THAT THEY NOW LOVE AND FEAR GOD.BUT THE LIGHTNING FLASH
ENRASES THEIR EVIL KISS FROM THE AIR. What a fruitless effort!
91.
BEAUTY
AND MONEY ARE TWIN SISTERS HENCE THOSE WHO POSSESS THEM NEVER HAVE PEACE OF MIND
AND THOSE SEEKING THEM ALSO NEVER HAVE PEACE OF MIND.
92.
WISDOM
IS A NATURAL GIFT BUT IT IS GIVEN TO ONLY THOSE WHO WILL BE SENSIBLE ENOUGH TO
USE IT FOR THE BENEFIT OF MANKIND.
93.
TRUE
LOVE FROM THE HEART OF A WOMAN OPENS A MAN'S WALLET WITHOUT A KEY.
94.
THE
SPIRITS' COMPETITION IS THE BEST AND THE WORST BECAUSE ALL INVITEES ARE AWARDED
THE WINNERS YET THEY NEVER LIVED TO RECEIVE THEIR MEDALS.
95.
THE
THUNDER-BOLTS IS THE BIRTH ATTENDANT TO THE CLOUDY WEATHER.
96.
WHEN
A PASTOR KICKS A STONE ON A JOURNEY, HE WOULD EXCLAIM: GET BEHIND ME SATAN!(an
accusation) BUT WHEN A TRADITIONAL PRIEST KICKS THE SAME STONE HE WOULD
EXCLAIM: LORD, LET THIS BE A BLESSING!(faith in God)
97.
BIRTH
GIVES JOY TO THE LIVING & DEATH GIVES JOY TO THE DEAD. What a paradox of
fate!
99.
THE
MANY MARKS OF THE PADDLE NEVER APPEAR ON THE SURFACE OF THE WATER. WHY? HENCE
IT IS SAID THAT A WOUND CAN BE PERMANENTLY HEALED BUT THE SCARE LEFT BEHIND CAN
NEVER BE WASHED AWAY BY ANY SPONGE.
101.
THE
MONKEY SAYS THAT HE HAS NO PROBLEM WITH THE FOLLOWING PERSONS:THE HUNTER WHO
SHOT AND KILLED HIM IN THE JUNGLE AND THE PERSON WHO USED HIS MEAT TO COOK
PEPPER SOUP BUT THAT HE HAS A STRONG CASE AGAINST THAT PERSON WHO AFTER TASTING
THE PEPPER SOUP EXCLAIMED,'WAO! MONKEY'S MEAT IS ALWAYS VERY DELICIOUS IN
PEPPER SOUP-'
102.
HE
WHO MASKS HIMSELF WITH THE HEAD OF A LION TO INTIMIDATE HIS FELLOW HUMANS CAN
NEVER GETS AN INCH CLOSER TO THE REAL LION. (what a shame)
103.
HELL
HAS NO FURY AS A WOMAN IN ANNOYANCE: hence it is said that: IT IS SAFER FOR A
MAN TO FIGHT A THOUSAND MALE SOLDIERS THAN TO INCURRED THE WRATH OF A WOMAN
104.
WHEN
THE RICH ARE BURIED EVEN THE TERMITES AND THE ANTS REJOICE BECAUSE THEY ARE
GOING TO FEED ON THE RICHLY FLESH OF THE DISEASED BUT WHEN THE POOR ARE BURIED
THE TERMITES AND THE ANT BECOME SAD BECAUSE THE DRY SEASON CAN NEITHER BOASTS
OF A THUNDER BOLT NOR A CLOUDY WEATHER.
105.
HEAVEN
IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL AND PEACEFUL PLACE EVER CREATED SO THEY SAY. BUT THE ONLY
VISA TO HEAVEN IS DEATH. EVEN THE CLERGIES WHO SUPPOSE TO RUSH AND PROCURE THE
VISA ARE SCARED BECAUSE NO BODY HAD EVER COME BACK FROM THE DEAD TO ASSURE US
THAT HE WAS FROM HEAVEN.SEE THEY SAY IS BELIEVING. NO BODY CAN DIE ON THE ACCOUNT
OF THE BIBLE. (Faith is on trial)
106.
NO
HOW BIG A TREE IS THE AXE MUST SURELY CUTS IT DOWN IT IS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME.
107.
THE
PUFF-ADDER IS THE MOST SENSIBLE AND ALSO THE MOST FOOLISH ANIMAL EVER LIVED
BECAUSE AFTER THE DAY'S TOIL,HE SPENDS HOURS CLEANING AND BEAUTIFYING HIMSELF
(sensible) FINALLY HE GOES UNDER THE DIRTS AND DUSTY LEAVES TO HIDE AND SOIL
HIMSELF(foolishness)
108.
HE
WHO FIGHTS TACTICALLY TO THE END IS CERTAINLY THE HERO AND NOT HE WHO FIGHTS
FEARLESSLY AND DIED ON THE BATTLE FIELD. Because the dead can neither be
congratulated nor receive any reward
109.
THE
CURSE OF A DYING WITCH IS MORE DISASTROUS THAN ALL CURSES PUT TOGETHER.
110.
FLOOD
AND FIRE NEVER PAY DAMAGES TO THEIR VICTIMS.
111.
THAT
SO MUCH TALKED ABOUT LOVE THAT BRINGS OUT NEARLY ALL THE GRAMMAR IN THE
DICTIONARY IS TO APPEALS THE god OF THE BEDROOM TO ALLOW THE SLAUGHTERING
SACRIFICE TO BE SUCCESSFUL. What a waste of energy!
112.
THE
GOAT FEET SAY THAT THEY HAVE NO PROBLEM WITH GOING INTO THE LION'S DEN BUT THE
ONLY PROBLEM IS COMING BACK.
113.
A
MAN WHO LIKES TO EATS ALL ALONE SO THAT HE COULD BE WELL SATISFIED CAN NEVER
GETS SATISFIED BECAUSE MANY INVISIBLE VISITORS EAT WITH HIM.
114.
A
MAN WHO STANDS TO BE A SPOKE PERSON OF A TOWN MUST NEITHER BE AN AMATEUR NOR A
MAN WITH OUT WISDOM.
115.
WHENEVER
THE OSTRICH SEES THE EAGLE SWOOPING DOWN FROM THE SKY WITH HIS WINGS FULLY
STRETCHED OUT, HE BECOMES TERRIFIED AND RUNS FOR HIS DEAR LIFE.THE EAGLE TOO ON
SEEING THE HUGE OSTRICH ACCELERATING AWAY WITH THE NOISE FROM HIS FOOTSTEPS
RUMBLING THE GROUND, HE QUICKLY MANOEUVRES AND ESCAPES FOR HIS DEAR LIFE.AT THE
END, BOTH OF THEM THANK GOD FOR THEIR ESCAPE.THEY ARE BOTH HEROES AND AT THE
SAME TIME COWARDS!
116.
(PLEASE DON'T SAY THAT I'M UGLY)because BOTH
THE VULTURE AND THE CAMEL KNEW THAT THEY WERE UGLY EVEN BEFORE CONCEPTION AND
SO THEY NEVER FEEL HURT OR EMBARRASSED WHEN EVER PEOPLE SAY THAT THEY ARE UGLY.
118.
(PLEASE DON'T SAY
THAT I'M UGLY)because BOTH THE VULTURE AND THE CAMEL KNEW THAT THEY WERE UGLY
EVEN BEFORE CONCEPTION AND SO THEY NEVER FEEL HURT OR EMBARRASSED WHEN EVER
PEOPLE SAY THAT THEY ARE UGLY.
119.
DEATH
IS THE MOST DISOBEDIENT CREATURE EVER CREATED YET NO ONE HAD EVER DISOBEYED
IT.WHY?
120.
THE
YOUNG SHOULD NOT MOCK THE UGLY NATURE OF OLD AGE BECAUSE THEY WILL BECOME SO
SOME DAYS
121.
A
SENSIBLE MAN LISTENS MORE THAN HE TALKS WHILE A SENSIBLE WOMAN LOOKS MORE THAN
SHE LISTENS.
122.
A
CHILD WHO ACCUSES TOMORROW FOR HIS TODAY'S DISRESPECTFUL ATTITUDE TOWARDS
ELDERS CANNOT BE INNOCENT OF THE DEATH OF HIS ANCESTORS.
123.
WHEN
A MASQUERADE WHIPS THE PRIEST IN A FESTIVAL SHOWS THAT THEIR TENURES HAD
EXPIRED.
124.
IF
ALL THAT YOU HAVE IS A HAMMER,YOU TERM TO SEE EVERY THING AS A NAIL.
125.
HUMBLENESS
GIVES YOU ALL THE HIDDEN TREASURES BUT PRIDE TAKES AWAY ALL THAT YOU SO MUCH
DESIRE.
126.
HUMAN'S
MIND IS LIKE THE WET SEASON'S WEATHER VERY UNPREDICTABLE.
127.
CHARACTER
IS LIKE SMELL, VERY DIFFICULT TO HIDE.
128.
HE
WHO LISTENS TO EVERYTHING WILL DEFINITELY HEARS EVERYTHING AND SEES EVERYTING
AND DOES EVERYTHING AS SUCH HE CAN EASILY BE INFLUENCED TO DO EVERYTHING FOR
NOTHING.
129.
POVERTY
MAKES SOMEONE TO EATS ANYTHING AND HE WHO EATS ANYTHING KNOWS NOTHING AND HE
WHO KNOWS NOTHING HAS LOSE EVERYTHING AND HE WHO HAS LOSE EVERYTHING MUST SEEK
FOR SOMETHING.
130.
THE
PHYSICAL BEAUTY OF A WOMAN IN THE EYES OF A MAN CAN ONLY BE USEFUL IN THE
BEDROOM TO SATISFY HIS SEXUAL URGE AND NOT IN THE KITCHEN TO SATISFY HIS
STOMACH URGE.
131.
A MAN WHO DOUBTS THE EFFICACY OF HERBS
ALWAYS FINDS IT DIFFICULT TO KNOW THE CAUSES OF HIS PROBLEMS.
132.
99 PERCENT OF TRUE LOVE HAD LONG AGO
FLEW AWAY THROUGH THE WINDOW OF MONEY AND ESCAPED. THE ONE PERCENT OF LOVE THAT
REMAINS IS SUFFERING IN THE BED OF 'GOD DEY'. 'TOMORROW GO BETTER'. & GOD'S
TIME IS THE BEST'(these are all poor man's prayers).
133.
ALWAYS GO INTO GOSSIPERS' GATHERING BUT
WITH YOUR MOUTH WELL PADLOCKED AND YOUR EARS WIDE OPEN.I BET YOU THAT YOUR GAIN
IS SURE.
134.
THE
GREATEST AND THE BEST LEGACY ON EARTH IS NEITHER YOUR POSSESSIONS NOR YOUR
CHILDREN BUT WHAT YOU LEFT BEHIND FOR PEOPLE TO LEARN FROM, BENEFIT FROM AND
BUILD ON.
135.
BULGING
MUSCLES IS NOT ALWAYS A SIGN THAT ONE IS POWERFUL BUT SOMETIMES A SIGN OF LONG
SUFFERING & LABORIOUS WORK LIKE A TERRIBLE TREKKING OF LONG DISTANCES
WITHOUT FOOD, YEARS OF TRUCK PUSHING, TAPPING OF RUBBER, DIGGING OF GUTTERS
& SLEEPING ON A HARD FLOOR WITH A MAT ON MOSQUITOES INFESTED ROOM.
136.
FIRST
TIME MADNESS TAKES ONE TO THE PSYCHIATRIC HOSPITAL BUT SECOND TIME MADNESS
TAKES ONE TO A HERBALIST'S SHRINE.
137.
WISDOM
IS A PRIZE AWARDED ONLY BY NATURE HENCE A FOOL NEVER HAVE A FULL SENSE.
138.
IF
WITCHCRAFT IS BASED ON NUMBERS OF EYES THEN THE SNAIL SHOULD BE CROWN THE KING
OF THE COVENS BECAUSE IT HAS FOUR EYES.
139.
I
WANT MY SON TO BE COME AN ENGINEER, MINE A DOCTOR & MY DAUGHTER A LAWYER,
SO THEY SAY, BUT CHANGING SOMEONE'S DESTINY IS LIKE SWIMMING AGAINST THE TIDE.
(Easy or difficult?) please answer me.
140.
141.
A
PREGNANCY IS A CLEAR EVIDENCE OF THE INNEVITABLE HUMANS' ROUGH PLAY IN THE
SECRET. (big belle oya deny say you nor play rough play)
142.
THE
DEEPEST PIT ON EARTH IS THE HUMAN'S MIND.
143.
YOU
THE RICH SHOULD HELP THE CHILDREN OF THE POOR BECAUSE THEY WILL POSE A SERIOUS
DANGER TO YOUR OWN CHILDREN IN THE FUTURE IF THEY GO WAYWARD.
144.
WHEN
THE STUBBORN CHILD HAS GROWN TALLER THAN HIS PARENTS,HE THINKS OF KNOCKING THEM
ON THEIR HEADS.
145.
ANY
MAN WHO ACCEPTS A STALE FOOD FROM A WOMAN BECAUSE OF HER BEAUTY WILL ONLY
SATISFIES HIS EYES AND NOT HIS STOMACH. What a short memory!
146.
ANY
YOUTH WHO DARES TO SLAP THE ELDERLY SHOULD CONVINIENTLY TELL THE WORLD WHEN HIS
ANCESTORS WERE BORN.
147.
BIRDS
ARE THE ONLY ANIMALS THAT ARE EXCEPTED FROM THE TORTURE OF HELL FIRE BECAUSE
THEY HAVE NO TEETH TO GNASH
148.
HE
WHO EATS IN THE DARKNESS STANDS THE CHANCE OF EATING WITH THE SPIRITS. HENCE IT
IS SAID THAT A FOOL SWIMS WHERE THE MERMAIDS FEAR!
149.
NO
SPECIE UNDER THE SUN THAT CAN BOASTS OF HAVING MORE PROTECTION THAN THE ONION
& THE PLANTAIN STEM.
150.
SOME
PRAY THAT GOD SHOULD GIVE THEM POWER TO LOOK FOR MONEY AND SOME PRAY THAT GOD
SHOULD GIVE MONEY POWER TO LOOK FOR THEM. What a paradox of life!
151.
152.
MEN
ARE EASILY ENTANGLED BY THEIR HUGE URGE FOR SEX AND WOMEN BY THEIR HUGE URGE
FOR MONEY.
153.
IF
NAKEDNESS PROMISES YOU CLOTH IN YOUR DREAM THEN KNOW THAT POVERTY IS KNOCKING
AT YOUR DOOR. So when ever you hear a knock on your door don't open immediately
but peep first to see whether it is the one at your door.
154.
THE
SIX FEET DEPTH OF THE GRAVE IS FAR DEEPER THAN THE TWELVE FEET DEPTH OF THE
WELL.
155.
HE
WHO DANCES ON TOP OF HIS FATHER'S GRAVE IS WORST THAN THE DEATH WHICH KILLED
THE FATHER.
156.
THE
FLAME LIKE HEAD OF THE AGAMA LIZARD'S HEAD DOES NOT STOP THE COBRA FROM
SWALLOWING IT.
157.
WHEN
THE SUN APPROACHES THE HORIZON, BOTH THE FARMER AND THE PARROT MUST RETURN HOME
FROM THE FOREST.
158.
THE
EGG SAYS THAT THE REASON WHY HE DOES NOT CHALLENGE THE STONE TO A FIGHT IS
BECAUSE IF HE HITS THE STONE OR THE STONE HITS HIM,THE VICTORY WOULD ALWAYS BE
THAT OF THE STONE.
159.
DREAM
IS LIKE GAMBLE, IN MOST CASES IT GIVES BIRTH TO DISAPPOINTMENT.
160.
THE
BEAUTIFUL SIGHT OF THE MASQUERADE IS ABOMINABLE TO THE SIGHT OF THE FEMALES.
161.
THE
NIGHT HOURS AND THE GRAVE YARD ARE TWIN SISTERS, HENCE BOTH OF THEM HOLD THE
MONOPOLY OF FEAR.
162.
IF
A MAN DOES NOT FALL A VICTIM, HE CAN NEVER BE WISE TO ACCEPT AN ADVICE.
163.
OH!
FEMALES, USE YOUR BEAUTY POSITIVELY BECAUSE A WOMAN'S LIFE IS LIKE A FLOWER. IT
BLOSSOMS IN THE MORNING AND EVERY INSECT PATRONIZES IT AND WITHERS IN THE
EVENING AND OFF THE INSECTS GO. What a lesson of life for wise ladies.
164.
WHEN
FIRE RAZES DOWN THE JUNGLE EVEN THE LION WHO IS THE KING OF THE JUNGLE MUST RUN
FOR HIS DEAR LIFE
165.
THE
VEXATION WHICH DOES NOT TAKE THE POWERS OF ITS OWNER INTO CONSIDERATION BEFORE
ERUPTING WILL ALSO BE PUT TO SHAME WHEN ITS OWNER SUFFERS A HUMILIATING DEFEAT
166. KNOWLEDGE
IS LIKE THE OCEAN NO AMOUNT OF WATER FETCHED FROM IT WILL AFFECTS
IT.
167.
WHEN
AN AILMENT TAKES A CLERGY TO THE SHRINE OF THE HERBALIST FOR A SOLUTION SHOWS
THAT NO MATTER HOW DIRTY AND OLD-LOOKING YOUR PARENTS MAY LOOK YOU MUST STILL
HONOUR THEM AND BOW DOWN TO THEM IN ACKNOWLEDGEMENT AS YOUR FOUNDATION.
168.
THE
IMPATIENT HUNTER IS ALWAYS FIRST SPOTTED BY THE EVER ALERT MONKEYS. AND AS THE
MONKEYS TAKE A QUICK DIVE,THE HUNTER SHOOTS AT AN EMPTY SPACE. THE BAD ASPECT
OF BEEN TOO HURRY!
169. THE
DESERT MUST HAVE BEEN THE BATTLE GROUND BETWEEN GOD AND SATAN BEFORE HE WAS
THROWN DOWN TO EARTH.HENCE NEITHER GRASSES NOR TREES HAVE GROWN ON IT TILL
DATE.WHAT A FIERCE BATTLE IT MUST HAVE BEEN!
170.
THE
DESPERATE MAMBA THAT CHASES THE TOAD INTO THE ARENA WHERE THE ELDERS ARE
HOLDING THEIR COUNCIL'S MEETING WILL DEFINITELY TASTES THE HARDNESS OF THE
ELDERS' WALKING STICKS ON HIS HEAD.
172.
A
witch must be generous to enables her gets victims.
173. When
a man sees a snake, his mind immediately goes to how to get a stick to kill the
snake while the snake's mind also goes immediately to a suitable place where
the man will be buried after bitten him. WHO IS A FOOL NOW?
ANSWER EVERYBODY.
174.
BREAKING
NEWS! You want true love. l want true love. He wants true love. She wants true
love. They want true love. We want true love. Yet none of us have got it, why?
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