Greener Pasture

Joke:

Three ladies traveled abroad for greener pasture. After two years of their staying there, one had sent millions of dollar to her parent, to build hotels and mansions, and to buy cars and even planes for commercial flight.

The other ladies where only abled to send $100 each to their families back here in Africa. Unfortunately they were deported back home for causing a public nuisance.
Back home the family of the one who sent millions of dollar down, were very happy and proud. The other two ladies‘ parents became very angry with their daughters’ inability to perform like their colleague. And one of the fathers said to his daughter, “my daughter, you are a disgrace to the family. Can’t you see what your friend whom both of you traveled the same time did? Is it not the same type of weapon that both of you have between your legs? 
Now tell me. Is her own bigger than your own? Was she putting honey on her own? Idiot and lazy pig. I never knew that you would disgrace me as such”. And the girl said to her father. “Well daddy, throughout our stayed there I only slept with humans and not gorillas, chimpanzees, apes, bulldogs and baboons”. And the father said, “What is wrong with that? You can even sleep with sharks, whales and dolphins. 

What matters is the dollars”. And the girl said, “in that case, you are worse than an animal. Why didn’t you go yourself? I saw men of your age there practicing homosexual. Your anus can also serve perfectly like Vagina. Men of your age practice homosexuality and send money to their children. Don’t you know that it is vice-versa? Idiot”.