Her husband is also a drunkard. Whenever he is drunk, he also talks a lot without ceasing!
One day, their only daughter who was a senior secondary school student was taught in their Biology class by their teacher that there are many types of madness. He told them that the commonest ones are the type A and type C.
He told them that the type A patient usually talks even when alone and that the only time he or she doesn't talk is when sleeping!
He said that the type C patient only talks abnormally when he or she is drunk! In other words, the type C madness is caused by an excessive intake of alcoholic drinks.
He also told them that the only remedy is to slash a little from the tongue of the patient to make it shorter and that will reduce the excessive talking.
Now, when she returned home, she said to her parents.
"Mum, no wonder you never get tired of talking!
You are suffering from a madness known as "TYPE A MADNESS WHY DAD'S OWN IS TYPE C.
MUM: Since, you have discovered it, what is the remedy?
DAUGHTER: Just to use a knife or cutlass to slash a little from your tongues. That's all. And l am ready to do it now without delay. You can see my cutlass!
MUM AND DAD: You mean that you want cut from our tongues?
DAUGHTER: If that will reduce the talking as far as l concerned, no problem with it.
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