"THE FISH IS BIGGER THAN THE NET".

There was this young man who met a lady on the social media. They began to chat each other.  This guy is Off! fraudster.

But he told the lady that he works in an oil company. After about three months of an intensive charting, they decided to meet themselves physically. They also agreed that she will pass the night in the guy's house. But the lady insisted that they should first meet themselves in the premises of a certain Church on Sunday evening. 

That evening at 5pm, the guy went to the church premises only for him to see a police armoured car with a dozen of red beret policemen and women fully armed. He retreated and stood behind a car by the road side. He then called the lady. She replied him that she was almost there. He told her not to come into the Church premises because an important activities was taking place there.

Five minutes later, a convoy with siren blaring out loudly drove into the premises. And a policewoman alighted from one of the escorts cars and she opened the door of one of the Jeeps and a paragon of beauty lady stepped out and all the police present their rifles in a general salute. She then unzipped her bag and brought out her phone and she made a call and immediately the guy's phone rang. 

The guy answered the caller and a feminine voice was heard saying, "Sweetheart, where are you? I am there now"

And the guy said out of fear and trembling body, "You! You! You, mean! Mean! You! You! Are! Are there? I! I! Am! Am! Seriously! Ly! Ly! Sicckk! Sick! I had! Had! A terririble accicident and and my head head is off! Off my my body! Bye! Bye!  I can't use my two naked eyes without pants on to enter prison O!"