I was on my way home from work when l saw a beautiful looking lady sitting down along the road crying. Her clothes were torn thereby exposing her breasts and laps. It looked like she was beaten up by someone. She was so pretty looking and so l decided to fill my eyes after all, l was a bachelor. This will at least calm down my libido.
A man walked to the spot and asked me what happened to her. I told him that l don't know. He told me that it was not a good behaviour for me to be looking at her body. He told me to go away from there immediately. But l told him to tell that to the birds of the air.
Another man came and told me to go away from there but l also told him to tell that to the birds. And l shouted at him, "Is it your eyes that l use to look at her? Busy body, won't you mind your business?".
Five minutes later, two vans loaded with soldiers arrived at the scene. And an army lieutenant came down from one of the vans. He ran down to the woman and lifted her up saying, "Darling, who the hell that did this to you? I was in the office when l received your distress call that some miscreants attacked you and dispossessed you of your phone. Now where the hell are they?"
And she pointed at me and said, "Look at one of them there standing.The others had fled away. He is their leader".
Immediately they pounced on me like a helpless antelope being strangulated by a pride of lions!
I shouted to the woman saying, "Madam, please fear God OOOO! Say the truth. Did l do anything to you?"
And she shouted at me saying, "Shut up your stinking mouth. You are their leader!"
As l protested to them that l was innocent, they asked me to tell that to the birds. They said that l will buy a new phone for her, pay her hospital bill and pay back every money stolen from her and thereafter, l will take them to the houses of all my gang members so that they will arrest them or else, immediate firing squad!
NA THERE I SHOUT SAY I GO DIE OOOO!
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