My mother deals on freshwater fish trade. She trades on all kinds of fishes.
One day, my mother asked me to boil water and prepare garri, cassava flex. Immediately she left, there was power outage! There was no gas! And l remembered that among the fishes that she had in a big drum, were electric fish!
I got four of the electric fish into a basin. I then put the boiling ring into a jug with water and put the plug into the basin with the electric fish inside. I believed that within five minutes, the water will be fully boiled because of the numbers of the electric fish in the basin.
But to my own chagrin, after about an hour, the water didn't boil! Infact it was even colder then the nose of a dog during the dry season! Now my people, don't you think that those who named that fish electric fish made a little error?
It was the chief priest of my village who told me that the only place where the electric fish electricity could be useful for both cooking, ironing and watching of television and every other things is under the water in the marine kingdom!
He said that if l want to enjoy the electric fish, electricity just like our normal electricity, then he has to possess me with the spirit of the marine kingdom.
Na there l shout say l go die OOOO?
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