NA FOLLOW, FOLLOW, DEY KILL FOULS!
One Saturday afternoon, l saw two of my friends each riding a very expensive car. I screamed and waved to them. They saw my hands and they packed. I was surprised to see them riding on expensive cars with beautifully looking ladies by their side. I asked them, the secret behind their success. They told me that they were signatory to each of their father's pension account being the next of kin.
And so when their Fathers' pension money was paid, they emptied the accounts. Their fathers and my father were both retired from the army the same day. I was also the next of kin to my father. That means l can also empty my father's account and enjoy the money. Each of them was paid ten million naira. They told me that l was only wasting my time because l can also do the same and start to enjoy like them. But l told them that my father was a very harsh army officer and if he discovers it, he would kill me.
My friends told me that he would do no such thing. They told me that after they emptied their fathers' accounts, their fathers discovered and they were both arrested. But after about two weeks in detention, their fathers came to the police commissioner and asked him to release them on the ground that they can't kill their own children because of ten million naira life pension.That human is more valuable than money. They told me that l should do it fast and join them to cruise the town round in the most expensive cars and the most beautiful looking ladies on earth!
They said that my father will do no shit! That being his first son, he would only just arrest me for a week or so and he would asks them to release me. Then, l will go and enjoy the money. For me, nothing can be more better than that! Imagine my humble self to cruise around town on one of the most expensive cars on earth with beautifully looking busty ladies by my side. That is heaven on earth!
Without wasting time, l went and emptied my father's pension account. Within a week, l joined my friends on the streets with one wicked looking sport car. Trust me, two light in complexion angelic looking ladies on board!
When my father saw my sudden life style, he went to check his pension account because his two friends who were also pensioners had a similar experience with their sons who happened to be my friends too.
On getting there, the expected had happened! The account has no dine! In no time l was arrested and locked up. A week later, l saw my father and hope rise for me that he has come to bail me. After about thirty minutes, they brought me out of cell and they handed me over to my father. I was very grateful to him. I prostrated often to beg and thank him for having mercy on me. I said, "Now, l believed that you are a loving father. You love me just like God loves Jesus. I will forever be faithful and obedience to you". But one surprise thing to me was that in all these, he never uttered a word.
We entered into his car and he drove off. Then, l observed that the direction he was going was not the direction to our house. After about an hour, he left the major road and followed a bush road. It was then it dawn on me that if fish is not put in hot water, it will never know that water which is its best friend is also its best enemy!
We soon arrived a hut and it became obvious to me that the hot water on the fire can never be for the young man to bathe but for the elderly man!
Soon, a heavily bearded elderly man came out. And my father said to him pointing at me, "Baba, take a look at this idiot and tell me if l can get up to ten million naira from his body if l use him to do money rituals".
And the man said, "Sir, he can give you up to thirty million naira". And my father said, " Yes, better! Better! So that l can use the remain twenty million to train his younger ones in school. He has to die for his younger ones for them to have a better life and become responsible citizens.After all, Jesus Christ used his blood as ransom for humanity to save! He will be my family's Jesus Christ!"
As the herbalist called his men to come and tie me up; l shouted to my father saying, "My father! My father! Why can't you forgive me? Remember that you love me just as God loves Christ". And he said, "Exactly my son! Out of the love that God has for Christ, hence he sent him to die for all his childre! He was obedience to death.That is the same love that l have for you, hence l sent you to die for your younger ones! Just be obedience to me just like Jesus was obedience to God and die for us".
And l shouted again, " My father! My father! Why have thou forsaken me? Forgive me!"
And my father replied: My son! My son! No forgiveness in my dictionary!
NA THERE I SHOUT SAY I GO DIE OOOOOOO!
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