After the case was red out in the court to the hearing of everyone, including the accused, the judge asked him if he has anything to say in regards to the allegation levelled against him by his wives.
He simply said, "My Lord, they are right. What they said is nothing but the plain truth. But come to think about it, my Lord. I am not the one to be blamed in this issue but rather themselves. They are twenty seven in numbers. The only job l have is to make love to them.
Before l will finish with one, the other is ready; and before l will be through with her, another is waiting. So, l find it very difficult to be putting my trousers on and off every second hence l just decided to be in nude for a prompt action. Imagine, l weighed about 80kg before l got married to them, but presently, l weigh just 32kg, feather weight!
What they don't know is that, once a person starts to feel comfortable when he or she is naked like l usually do now means, madness is at his or her gate. I am walking nakedly in and around my own compound and they are complaining, what would they do when l start to walk nakedly along the roads and in the markets. I believed they will go to the supreme court then because no man can continue to sleep with twenty seven wives daily without becoming mad!"
The judge collapsed.
N:B, WHEN QUANTITY IS GREATER THAN MUCH, ABUNDANCE WILL BE CALLED TO QUESTION AS TO WHY MANY IS EQUAL TO SURPLUS IN THE COURT OF PLENTY!
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