He bought a cow and cooked it. He tried to eat the whole cow and drink a twenty five litre of water.
Unfortunately, he died!
The second man was going for a treatment in the hospital.
He was advised to eat before coming. The treatment would starts at 8:000am. He woke up at 7:30am.
For him to meet up with both the time table and also to eat, he washed rice into a pot and added all the ingredients to it. He then put the pot on a camp gas, lit it and carried the 6kg cylinder on his head with fire on! The rice boils as he walks to the hospital! The heat killed him!
The third man, committed adultery!
And in his religion, an act of adultery is usually punishable by castration! And so after he was pronounced guilty, he was given seven days to get ready for the castration!
He knew that after the castration, he can no longer sleep with any female again and so a week before the day of the castration, he paid a hundred ladies for sex! He had sex with these ladies continuously till he became dehydrated and eventually unconscious and he died!
MY GUYS, WHO BE THE REAL MUMU?
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