"PLEASE CHARCOAL, DON'T CALL POT, BLACK!"

DAUGHTER: Dad, "I doubt if you are really my true father. Except you can convinced me!"

Since l grew up, you have been employed by four companies and they all sacked you! Can you as a good father that you claimed to be tell me, why you were unable to sustained your jobs?

FATHER: 

I lost my first job because my boss was maltreating me!

I lost my second job because my boss was not paying me well!

I lost my third job because my boss accused me of late coming to work and nor seriousness!

I lost my fourth job because my boss accused me of unfaithfulness to my job and stealing!

DAUGHTER: You see how useless you are!

A whole man like you couldn't sustained your jobs.

It is a monumental disgrace to you!

FATHER: Thanks a lot for reminding me of my failures!

You are now, forty two years old still leaving with me your father. I am still feeding you instead of been in a man's house! Can you also tell me why you lost the four marriages that you have so far gone into?

DAUGHTER:

I lost my first marriage because my husband beat and maltreated me!

I lost my second marriage because my husband was not caring for me. He starved me of both food and money!

I lost my third marriage because my husband keeps late nights and his nor seriousness about the marriage!

I lost my fourth marriage because my husband accused me of infidelity and unfaithfulness to the marriage and stealing his money!

That is the reason why l am not in a man's house today!

FATHER: Thank you my true daughter, no DNA needed to confirmed that you are truly my carbon copy!

Welcome, my blood!

The snake cannot give birth to something dwarfed!

I am a useless father just as you are a useless daughter!