NO MATTER THE YEARS OF A RAT, IT CAN'T BE AN APPRENTICE IN STEALING!

There was this seventy six years old man who left the village for the city to visit his youngest son. He was well received. After eating and drinking the son entertained him with photographs and videos. They were mainly Christian videos and photographs of Jesus Christ. After a while he became bored and he said to his son.

"Where are all those photographs of naked oyinbo women?

Where are all those videos of naked women and men in bed! Please entertain me with something hot and enjoyable, not all these heavenly stuffs with flying angel and singing of hymns.

If l even think about all these heavenly hymns and perennial prayers, l preferred hell where all you see are enjoyments such as big buttocks, pointed breasts, gambling shops, ashawo, prostitutes quarters, drinking bars, and every days parties?"

And the son said, "But Dad at your age, you supposed to be closer to God". 

He then said to his son, "Who created all these things?

Not God?

God could have created men and women without private parts but he knew that the world can't be enjoyable and comfortable without sex!

It is the best game, God ever created!

It is the best play, God ever created!

It is the best dance, God ever created!

It is the best cinema, God ever created!

It is the most enjoyable work, God ever created!

Anywhere men and women are gathered, sex is in their midst!

As hard as it is, it is so enjoyable that despite its muscular pressures, you will never get tired!

And the son, said, "Dad, l am ashamed of you. At your age you should be talking about how this country can move forward not about things of the flesh".

The father then said, " The country is hard today because the government has put subsidy on the wrong things.

Instead of the government to subsidize free sex at all levels, they went and subsidized useless things such as electricity and fuel! Common, government wake up from your slumber and subsidize sex free for all!

SON: Dad, l hope l didn't come into this world through the wrong source?

FATHER: You can't come through a wrong source as far you were born through sex.

SON: Dad, let's be serious and forget about all these rhetorical words.

FATHER: Sex is never rhetorical, it is what makes the world to be stabled till today. Anyways, just entertain me with one fine young lady and all the rhetorical words would come to an abrupt end!,

The son got angry and he drove out!

Behold, when he returned, his father was in bed with the House girl!