MOTHER: When l say you are a useless man, you will say l am insulting you. But that is the truth!
The party we just returned from now, the person who celebrated his marriage anniversary is a man like you.
Imagine, he gave his wife a brand new car!
But your own is only how to drink Ogogoro ( alcohol )
Infact, you are a useless husband!
SON: Mummy, it is true, daddy can't compare himself with other men! For the past one week now, l have been at home because he has not paid my school fee.
What a father would do that?
FATHER: Thank you, mother and son!
I am fully ready for both of you!
How would l celebrate my marriage anniversary with someone like you?
I opened a shop for you to sell goods, you squandered all the money on sweet mouth! Chewing gum, idomine and fried eggs! I gave you more money to buy more goods, yet again, the money went under the drain because you have lizard brains which do not reason properly!
As for your son, he can't be compared to other of his classmates! Twice he wrote scholarship examinations, and he failed woefully!
His mates are now in their final year in the secondary school but he is still in junior secondary school two!
To conclud the matter, l agreed that;
l am a useless man!
You, my wife, you have lizard brains and the spirit of squander mania. Infact, you have lizard brains!
As for you Junior, you have blocked head!
To summarise the whole issue, this family is comprised of:
A useless father!
A lizard brain mother!
A blocked headed son!
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