The big church was filled to its capacity. As usual, the pastor stressed the need for Christians to give to their neighbours no matter what they have or how small it is.
The climax came at the midnight hours when the pastor said that all those who brought gifts should bring them out because they will give an award to the best giver.
Members started to bring their various gifts.
Some brought cows, bags of rice, chickens, rams, clothes, electronics, phones, cash etc.Yet they haven't got the best giver! Then someone brought an SUV fully bullet proofed, worth two hundred million naira! Then the pastor said that on the eve of Christmas, the best giver would be announced! Everyone knew already that the award would go to the man who brought the SUV.
Immediately after the announcement, a very pretty looking lady with heavy bottoms and breasts who is also a member of the church came forward and said that based on what the pastor just said about giving, silver and gold she has not, but what she has, she would give.
She said that she will give free sex to fifty young men in the church as part of her contribution. She pointed them out to the view of the congregation.
There was mixed feelings as those whom she pointed at were jubilating, the others opposed her. The pastor was obviously very angry with her. He came forward and dragged her down to her seat. He said that her gift is not recognized by God and is thereby rejected
On the 23rd very early in the morning amid the early morning harmattan, the pastor visited this lady. She was afraid and ashamed of herself on seeing the pastor.
She knelt down and begged him for pardon.
And the pastor said, "Look here young lady, you have done nothing wrong. You are on the right path.Your mistake is that you have not fulfilled all righteousness".
And the lady said, "But sir, how do l fulfilled all righteousness? "
And the pastor said, "Are thou only a stranger in Israel?
Give to Caesar what is Caesar's and God what is God's".
And the pastor said, " You see, l was angry with you because you didn't include me. Now include me and you will see in practical how the rejected stone will become the head of the corner".
And the pastor had three marathon round of sex with her with hot kisses and romance! And that settled the matter.
During the final all night prayers on the 24th, the pastor announced the lady as the best giver of the gifts!
When asked that how could someone who was outrightly rejected by him publicly became the winner of the award.
He said quoting the Bible. "Have you not red it in the Bible that the stone which the builders rejected has become the head of the cornerstone? Yes, that is it".
OYA MAKE UNA STILL TALK, OGA PASTOR DON TALK THE FINAL!
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