JUDGE: Mr Logad, the allegation against you is that you have been stealing from the plaintiff for a very long time. Why do you often go to his poultry to steal his birds?
SUSPECT: My Lord, l know that he is a pastor, a servant of God. He will always forgive me because Christ says, "Father, forgive them for they know not what they do".
JUDGE: Are you telling me that you don't know what you do?
SUSPECT: Exactly, my Lord.
JUDGE: Now, let me ask you. Have you ever jumped into a deep river or walked into the fire?
SUSPECT: How can l jump into a deep river or walk into the fire when l am not mad. It is only a mad man who doesn't know what he is doing that will do that, my Lord.
JUDGE: I hereby sentence you to two million years imprisonment without a fine.
SUSPECT: My Lord, it seems to me that you don't know what you are doing. How can you jail a man for a whole two million years?! What is my life span?
JUDGE: That is an indication that l don't know what l am doing? You see, in that Bible quotation, it says 'God should forgive them because they know not what they do'.
since you can't walk into the fire or jump into the deep river means you know what you are doing and so you can't be forgiven.
The only person that God should forgive here is l the judge for sentencing you to an everlastingly jail because l don't know what l am doing. He who knows what he is doing can't sentence a man to an everlasting jail terms.
Now, go and serve your jail terms and let God forgive me in peace.
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