There was this guy named Mr Kaja. He lives in Warri, Delta State in Nigeria. One day he travelled to Lagos to buy goods and some guys from Warri trailed him down and kidnapped him. They blindfolded him and drove him down to Warri and kept him in a certain compound. He stayed there for a month before his family members were able to pay up the ransom which the kidnappers demanded.
After the ransom was paid, they blindfolded him again and drove him down to Lagos where they released him. Now, the police in Lagos commenced an investigation. But he told the police in Lagos that they can't do any investigation into the case because those who kidnapped him were from Warri and where they kept him was also in Warri.
The police disagreed with him on the ground that he was kidnapped in Lagos and he was also released in Lagos then why should he say that those who kidnapped him were from Warri and he was also kept in Warri.
He told them that where he was kept was closer to the main road and daily he hears hawker's jingles such as, "MAGIC RAT KILLER! MAGIC RAT KILLER! HE CHOP AM O, HE GO DIE, HE NOR CHOP AM O, HE GO DIE! IF HE LIKE HE CHOP, IF HE LIKE O, HE NOR CHOP, HE GO DIE, NA TWO-TWO HUNDRED NAIRA! ONE TOUCH INSECTS KILLER! ?
FOR COCKROACH O, PIA-PIA!
FOR RAT O, PIA-PIA!
FOR BEDBUGS O, PIA-PIA!
FOR WALL GECKO O, PIA-PIA!
These are Warri register trademark!
Then the police in Warri commenced the investigation!
In less than a week the suspects were arrested in Warri and they confessed that they trailed Mr Kaja from Warri to Lagos and they kidnapped him in Lagos and brought him down to Warri and after the ransom was paid, they took him back to Lagos and released him there so that nobody will ever suspect them.
The police then enlisted Mr Kaja into the force to help them to track criminals by using his wealth of experience!
NA JOKE I DEY JOKE O, NOR BE SAY IT HAPPENED TRUE TRUE O!
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