There was this foreign lady. She was a society lady who had gone out with different men and had slept with them.
She finally got married but unfortunately her husband's manhood was too small for her wide private part!
And so she went to the hospital to get it tightened.
Yet she was not satisfied and so she continued searching for a man with a bigger manhood so that she can exchange it with that of her husband's for any amount of money!
Then she met an African lady who brought her to Africa.
The lady then showed her an African man who was tall and slim with flat buttocks like a saucer!
But the foreign lady said, "No, no! Not this gaddem feather weight, men! I want a fat and huge looking African man with a huge dick, Men! I will need ten of this slim African man's manhood combined to satisfy me".
The African lady then said, "Look my friend, let's have a bet if this thin looking man's manhood can't match your demand, then l shall stop being your friend but if it satisfies you then you will give me a million dollar".
The foreign lady then said, "No problem men!"
And so the deal was done successfully! Yet she was still having doubts because of the man's stature.
About a month later, this foreign lady has to go to the hospital to get vigina enlargement!
Three months later she went for further vigina enlargement!
Then six months later, she called the African lady and said, "Men, you won't believe it! I have undergone two vigina enlargements yet he is still too big for me.
I have no alternative than to go to an oil drilling company to have them use a drilling machine to bore a wide hole between my thighs to be able to accommodates it!
"Men, l fear African tall slim men!"
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