THE INNERMOST PART OF A MAN'S MIND!

There was this pretty looking sixteen years old Senior secondary school student who had a dream and she went and told her teacher about it. The following ensued between them: 

STUDENT: Good morning sir.

TEACHER: Good morning, Irene.

STUDENT: Sir, for the past three days now, l have been having a particular dream repeatedly. I am curious about it hence l came to tell you.

TEACHER: So, what is it all about?

STUDENT: Sir, in the three dreams, you were making love to me.

The teacher became interested and cheerful.

TEACHER: Please, tell me practical how it all happened.

STUDENT: In the first dream, we were at the back of the school building. I bent over and you entered into me from the back. The second dream, we were in your bedroom and we had it in the normal missionary style. I can't remember our position on the third one. But what l can remember was that you raised my two legs up and you entered into me from between.

TEACHER: Good, tell me. What was my reactions?

STUDENT: You were very happy. You were moaning and screaming in ecstasy!

TEACHER: What about you? I mean, your reactions?

STUDENT: Sir, my reaction doesn't matter.

TEACHER: Your reaction matters a lot. It is from your reactions that l can interpret what the dream means.

She decided to lie to him.

STUDENT: Sir, l cried bitterly in all the three dreams!

TEACHER: Splendid! Yes, it is a sign of a positive relationship between us. You see, had it been that you were happy in the dream or smiling, it would have been fruitless! But since you were crying, means it is going to happen practically between us because positive things in the dream land turns to be negative in the physical. It is a positive relationship that will soon exist between us and it must not be thwarted because it was spiritually approved.

Then she told him the truth that she was very happy and that she was smiling all the ways enjoying it too.

TEACHER: Hurrah! That is even the best because the spiritual controls the physical! Whatever things you were able to do in the dream has been ordained spiritually and it can no longer be changed. It means that no Jupiter could stops our relationship because we have already done it in the spiritual realms! It is a positive step!

STUDENT: Sir, l am beginning to suspect you. It seems to me that this is not a mere dream but spiritual love charms which you used to make love to me. Because, how can positive and negative  work in harmony?

Well, thank God that my mother is a police officer. I am going to inform her right away!

TEACHER: Why do you want to jeopardize natural works?

Look, this is a spiritual arrangement and it has nothing to do with the police. Please, respect nature. Nothing concerns either your mother or the police here.

Respect nature please!

STUDENT: Nature, my foot. My mother's office, here l come!

TEACHER: It seems this natural blessings is about to slips off my hands, too bad!