He then went to meet his wife's parents and the following ensued between them.
HUSBAND: Good afternoon my in-laws. Please, l want both of you to follow me down to my house so that you can watch the most wonderful local cinema ever produced!
IN-LAWS: What about our daughter, your wife?
HUSBAND: She has gone to the market.
Their mind became calmed and they entered the tricycle and they rode off. On getting there, the husband opened the bathroom and behold, there stood their daughter and a strange man in nude!
PARENTS: What! What is this Bridget?
DAUGHTER: What do you mean by what is this Bridget?
I beg, l make l pass boh!
PARENTS: We are more than ashamed! Ground, please split open so that we can hide in you!
DAUGHTER: What is all these rhetoric about?
Am l the first woman to be caught with a man?
Didn't l tell you that l don't like this man but you coerced me to marry him?
PARENTS: When he opened a shop for you, why didn't you refuse? Look, you are a prostitute!
DAUGHTER: Daddy, can you swear that you were the one who deflowered mummy? Because there was a day this my husband's father opened a can of worms! He said he befriended my mother at the age of twelve years when she was in primary six to when she was in the senior secondary school. He said that what breakup their relationship was when he caught his fellow classmate making love to my mummy inside an abandoned old cupboard at the back of the school one afternoon.
Now, l who was caught inside the bedroom and my mummy who was caught inside the cupboard; which is more scandalous?
And you Daddy, l also learnt that you were once caught with another man's wife when you were working as a driver and you were locked up in a cage like a monkey.
Look, no need of all these Hullabaloos!
I inherited it from both of you!
It runs in the family! Infact, it is our regular trademark!
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