GBAGBOS LIVE NO DUPLICATE! "SENSE WEY PASS SENSE NAIM DEM DEY CALL WAYO"

There is this university which its female students' hostel was sighted in a community far away from the university because of inadequate land! Now, there are numerous communities that are neighbours to the hostel. The day, the female students moved in was a beehive of activities as all the young men from the surrounding communities danced and drank to stupor.

Their thought was to be invading the hostel to rape the students.

The management of the university seemed to have known that the female students were not safe and so they wrote the following on the main gate of the hostel.

                                  PUBLIC NOTICE!

EVERY MALE SHOULD KEEP OFF THIS HOSTEL.

GIANT FEMALE GORILLAS ARE ON PROWL!

FEMALE GORILLAS ARE VERY POSSESSIVE!

THEY HAVE BEEN SEXUALLY STARVED FOR YEARS!

A FEMALE GORILLA MAKES LOVE AS LONG AS FIVE DAYS NONE STOPPING!

IT HAS BEEN SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN THAT THEY PREFERRED THE HUMAN MALES TO THEIR OWN MALES!

Whenever the males see these notices, they become scared! 

Then, one day, a leader of one of the hooligan groups decided to go inside. Before he went inside, he told his boys. "Guys, l don't believed these notices. They are there to prevent us from enjoying these girls. Today, l am ready to face the female gorillas".

As he gained entry, he saw big photograph of a female gorilla. Her private part was as wide as three feet!

Immediately, the guy became afraid and he ran outside panting and sweating. The following ensued between him, other gang leaders and their members as well as his boys.

HOOLIGAN LEADERS: How, did it go, boss!

HOOLIGAN BOSS: My people! It is a no go area!

The first female gorilla that l saw was naked. Her private part was as wide as three feet! Guys, if that one handle you, she will used your head as manhood because your main manhood will be too small! I fled immediately because her private part was bigger than my body!

It is terrible boys!