SELLER: Mr man, please buy this book and your life will automatically change for the better. It is titled, "Ten easy ways for you to become rich overnight without stress"
BUYER: Before l will buy it, l have just a few questions to ask you. First, have you used it yourself?
SELLER: Very well. I did.
BUYER: If you have really used it and your life still remained like this, don't you think its title needs to be changed?
SELLER: My friend, look buy this book and you will be glad you did.
BUYER: Can you boast of the sum of ten thousand naira as you are standing here?
SELLER: If l have ten thousand naira l won't be on the street this morning walking from one street to the other.
I would have been in a restaurant to eat first because l am very hungry. If you buy it now and pay me; l will first go to a roadside food vendor to fill my stomach.
BUYER: Why didn't you go straight to the point that you are a beggar looking for breakfast. My friend, l beg, get away.
You be like all these fake pastors wey dey deceive people to do for dem wetin dem self nor go fit do for another person for life.
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