RODE: Emm, Torki, we have been friends since our university days. But there is this thing about you that has been baffling me and today, l will ask you.
Your body seems to have multiple colours. Green, black, red, yellow, pink, blue, purple, White, brownish etc. What could be the cause?
TORKI: My friend, it is a long story. But what are friends for if not to share information and ideas.
You see, it happened many years ago when l was in the secondary school.
There was this friend of mine. Infact, my childhood friend.
He was my best friend. He was from a very large polygamous home. His father had three wives and thirteen children. Amongst the thirteen children, himself and one of his younger brother were the only males. The rest girls. Not just girls like that, but beautiful looking ones for that matter.
Their house was my second abode. A times, l could stay with them for days without coming to my parents' house. We were almost age mate. He was nineteen years and l was seventeen. But most of his sisters were between seventeen, eighteen, twenty and twenty two.
His father was a traditional religion leader. They had a big compound. In front of the compound was a platform. On it was a native pot. My friend told me that he grew up to meet the pot there. Twice a month, the father poured different drinks into it. Coke, fanta, sprite, Pepsi, beer, juice and concoctions. It served as a drinking bar for the ancestors.
As a young guy, l fell in love with nearly all the girls. But l picked out one of them who looked busty and light in complexion. That one ignites me whenever l see her.
There was this week the father was having a traditional feast. There were a lot of visitors. That night, they spread mats on the floor for us to sleep on. About 2am, I woke up, and l observed that my friend and all his sisters were sleeping on the mat. I picked out the position where this busty sister of his was. She was a great distance from my position.
Distance is never a problem to the wind! And so I began to crawl over the other girls. I also crawled past my friend and l looked at him snoring like a pregnant pig and l smile.
My focus was the incoming enjoyment!
At last, l got to her. There she was in a very vantage position with her legs spread apart.
I wasted no time. I undressed and started to undress her. Soon, mission accomplished. And l plugged in!
Just as l was about to press dowm the throttle, l received a double slap. This was quickly followed by deadly punches, blows and lower and upper cuts!
Behold, l have been caught pant down!
O boy, come and see free beatings without price control.
The last straw that broke the camel's back was when my friend said to me. "So you this idiot want to rape my sister, abi?"
He ran down and carried the ancestors bar pot which is called "AKAKABA" and emptied it on my body. My dark in complexion colour immediately changed to what you can see today.
My body stank for months. I used nearly all brands of soap but to no availed.
I even went to have a plastic surgery to remove my skin but the diagnosis indicated that no plastic surgery can change my colours because even my blood also have the same colours.
NA THERE I COME SHOUT SAY: I GO DIE O!
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