FOREIGN
SON: Dad and mum, l had a dream last night and l am very excited about it men!
I saw policemen coming towards this our bungalow in their dozens. Men, it was a marvellous sight with their uniforms well iron, men!
DAD and MUM: Congratulation, my son! It is an indication that we are well protected from all forms of danger.
Kudos men, it is a very good and happy dream boy!
LOCAL
JUNIOR: Daddy, mummy, l had a dream last night.
I saw a lot of policemen coming to our house.
DADDY AND MUMMY: Junior, holy ghost fire!
Not our portion, my son!
They can never succeed.
High fever is coming your way!
Take this money and go to that chemist store.
Tell them to give you, malaria, typhoid, body pain, cough and catarrh.
Then go to meet our pastor for prayer and dry fasting.
Police in dream means bad luck, sickness and enemies.
God forbid bad dream.
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