IDIOTS IN POLITICS

A JOURNALIST HAD THIS INTERVIEW WITH CHIEF,  DR HONOURABLE LALAKADA A CIEFTAIN OF THE XOT PARTY.

JOURNALIST: Sir, you are a chieftain of the XOT party which is also the ruling party.  Now, this is politics year and your party is going to face the tough opposition party, ROG. Do you think your party stands the chance of defeating this formidable opposition party?

IDIOT POLITICIAN: My dear. My party, the XOT party is the only party in the country. You can't compare the dead with the living. As far as l am concern, the ROG party is not a party but a gathering of touts, illiterates and jobless individuals with dead brains. It has no foundation and ideology. I am advising them to surrender and crawl on their knees to us to recruit them as thugs.

Our party, the XOT party is the only party with ideology, focus and tap root. The opposition party can't even win a counsellor's seat. I am saying that it is a dead party which can't even go into an election let alone to win an election.

Our party, the XOT party is the light while the so called touts and bunch of illiterates ROG party is the road that leads to hell. I pity for those in it. They are like condemned sinners suffering in hell fire.

AFTER THE ELECTION, THE ROG PARTY WON!  

                     SIX MONTHS LATER.

BREAKING NEWS! Chief Dr Honourable Lalakada, a chieftain of the XOT party just decamped to the ruling ROG party. No reason was given for his defection 

                                A week later,

JOURNALIST: Sir, you just dumped your so called golden party with ideology, tap root and focus to a party which you described that has no ideology, full with illiterates and jobless touts with dead brains. 

Will it be correct to say that you are also on your way to hell fire? Are you now a condemned sinner?

IDIOT POLITICIAN: No, no! Point of correction. I, as an individual, has the right to decamp to any party of my choice. I have realized that the ROG party is the only party in the country with full focus, ideology and internal democracy. They are so planned, structured and dedicated. Not like the XOT party without focus and ideology. 

Infact the XOT party is the worse party that l have ever seen;  full with brainless idiots. Imagine, a ruling party loosing an election. It is a disgrace of the highest order. 

I am in the right party. I regretted ever been in that nonsense party.

                      YEYE DEY SMELL LIKE HE GOAT.