Sunday 28 April 2024

CUNNING MAN DIE, CUNNING MAN BURIAL AM. THAT IS ALL!

There was this man, a father of nine children  He was a very harsh father. He was an illiterate and at the same time scared of law enforcement agents. Whenever any of his children offended him and he decided to beat him or her, nobody can stop him.

One day, one of his sons, who was seventeen years old offended him. He vow to beat the hell out of him. He bought three new canes and said, "l must break these canes on your body and nobody can stop me". The boy then fled the house to his Friend's house.

When he learnt that he had fled the house, he said,"If he likes, let him flee to the sky, any day he returns, he will definitely receive the beating of his life".

The boy spent a month in his friend's place and joined himself to a voluntary organization, the MAN O' WAR BAY.

One day, the son returned home but the father was not at home. When he returned,  his youngest daughter told him that their brother who fled had returned. And the father went into his room to get the canes. He then said," Very well. So he is tired of running? Today, his skin will peel off".

As he came out of his room with the canes, he saw the boy coming in, well kit up in the MAN O' WAR BAY uniform.
On seen him, he immediately became afraid and said, "So you go join soldier? That is very good of you my son.
Come my son, you see, there is this man who is about to take my land. Come and deal with him. But first, there is food inside the cupboard for you. Eat well before we go. I like you, my son".

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