Thursday, 7 March 2024

GBA-GBOS LIVE!

The following ensued between an old soldier and a young man.

OLD SOLDIER: Young man, why is it that you are always looking for flowers closer to where my daughters are?

YOUNG MAN: Because, when we are about to marry a woman and we are asked by the family, our reason of coming, we always say, we are here to pluck a flower.

OLD SOLDIER: I am afraid, that history won't repeats itself again. Because once upon a time, a certain man went to pluck a flower in an authorized compound owned by an old soldier and he was never seen again..

YOUNG MAN: That will never be our portion.

OLD SOLDIER: That won't be our portion if we can disappear from this place within a twinkle of an eye.
As he reached for his riffle, the man has covered scores of kilometres to avoid accidental discharged.

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