TREASURER: Man of God, everyone has paid except sister Dorcas.
PASTOR: No, no, l told you not to collect anything from her! She is a widow. "Suffer not the widows". I will give her money to you later in the day.
Later, " Sister, Dorcas, l have paid for you, the building levy".
SISTER DORCAS: Man of God thank you sir. May God bless you. I love you. Sir, in the text message, you said on Sunday evening by 5pm at the usual hotel.
PASTOR: Exactly.
But when she has become stubborn.
TREASURER: Man of God. Everyone has paid except sister Dorcas.
PASTOR: Please go and worry her till she pays you.
Salvation is a personal race. Everyone must carry his or her own cross.
Later: Man of God, the treasurer is troubling me about the building levy. I am a widow, l don't have such amount of money.
PASTOR: Madam, God loves cheerful givers. Haven't you heard that Heaven helps those who help themselves?
You don't want to help yourself.
Twice now, l waited for you at that hotel suits chalet, as we agreed but you didn't show up. Then what are you complaining about.
SISTER DORCAS: Man of God, what we are doing is sinful in the sight of God.
PASTOR: Alright, paying for you when you are not my wife is sinful in the sight of God too. Excuse me.
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