Thursday, 21 March 2024

GBA-GBOS LIVE! ( THE STAR JOKE OF THE MONTH )

 A soothsayer once told a certain rich man that some robbers would come to rob him and afterwards kill him. He warned him to be extra vigilant.

Three days later, some men came to preach to him in the name of Bible preachers but actually, they were armed robbers and killers who were fully armed to the teeth. The following ensued between them.

PREACHERS: We greet you in the name of peace. Now, what would it profits a man to have the whole wealth but losses his soul. It is better he gives to those who don't have; for him to live long.
It  is said that, 'You don't know the powers of those who cometh unto thee'.


RICH MAN:  Thank you, preachers. It is also said that, "Those with us is more than that which is with them"
Even, lonely Samson was able to defeat the multitude that gathered about him and all their weapons perished.

PREACHERS: The weapons of the enemies are hidden, for they only come out when they are ready to kill.

RICH MAN: From the days of John the Baptist, the kingdom of God suffereth violence because men of violence taketh it by force. In the book of tradition, it says, if you have already seen your enemies' shadows, their death is easy and sure.

PREACHERS:  Like it is said ,"The sheep that is been led to the slaughter, it opens not its mouth".
When the cow is a few feet away from the slaughter,  means it is also a few feet away from its death.

RICH MAN: The bat is too blind to see clearly during the day time. There it flies timidly to the hollow tree for a cover but it doesn't know that under the brushy tree leaves hides the ferocious mamba.

PREACHERS: It is always too late to cry when you are already in the hands of your enemies.

RICH MAN: Make haste today, tomorrow might be too late.
Freeze now each and everyone of you and put your hands above your heads.
Any false movement, this Sharp matchet will chops off your heads.

He later, decapitated them so that they can't do any more harm to him in the future and he handed them to the police

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