GBA-GBOS LIVE! He get as it be, it be as it get.

SON: Mummy, my father is a member of one of the law enforcement agents in the country. Since their salary is not much, why won't the authority give us the children  scholarship from primary school to the university level?

MOTHER: My son, they will give you a scholarship from primary school to university immediately your father is killed by either unknown gun men or bandits.

If you really want it fast, then you will begin to pray that bandits should kill your father on duty.

WHAT A GBA-GBOS!