BEFORE
RECEPTIONIST: Sir, there is this beautiful looking lady at the reception. She says, she wants to see you.
MANAGER: Don't worry, she must be a lady whom l helped to secured a job. Let her come in.
A MINUTE LATER:
LADY: Good afternoon sir.
MANAGER: Oh, my pretty looking angel. How are you doing today?
LADY: I am overwhelmed sir. I just resumed work yesterday. They have given me my employment letter and my salary is exclusively attractive!
I don't know how to thank you.
How would it be tomorrow Sunday sir? Can I take you out?
Or give you something in cash?
MANAGER: You have hit the nail directly. You have given a strong sword to a powerful man. I am all yours!
Your wish is my command. Anyhow, anywhere you want it l am available. Cash for what? How much would be more worthy or enjoyable than your angelic body? I need you in kind. To hell with cash.
NOW
LADY: Good morning sir. I am overwhelmed. I resumed work yesterday. They have given me everything. The salary is so appreciable! I don't know how to thank you sir.
Should l take you out tomorrow Sunday or give you something cash, sir?
MANAGER: Well, let me give you my bank account.
LATER
MANAGER: This lady just transferred the sum of fifty thousand naira into my account
Thank God. At least, l can give my wife feeding money and buy some of the children note books.
Why should l go and sleep with her as payment?
It will be foolishness in my part because l will even be the one to give her my blood to build her body.
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