JANET: Mama Oke, l observed that for sometimes now, you no longer complain about fish and meat as you were formerly known for.
Because, before, there was no day, you didn't quarrel with your husband over fish and meat. What is the secret?
MAMA OKE: My sister, God has done his miracle for me.
The crusade l attended last week proffered a solution to that. In the cause of preaching, the pastor said that everything has become clean and there are no longer unclean animals. That whatever the Lord has made clean is clean forever.
He said that all living creatures are declared clean and safe for consumption.
And so, daily, l send my children into the nearby bushes and forests to hunt rats, cockroaches, spiders, grasshoppers, wall geckos, lizards, worms, frogs, snails etc.
JANET: Holy ghost fire! Mama Oke, what did you just say?
God forbid! What if you and your battalion of children finished all these creatures, then where would you get fish or meat?
MAMA OKE: It seems that you didn't hear me well. The pastor said. "Every living creatures". That means human beings can also be eaten! Don't forget, human beings have the greatest population amongst all the animals.
JANET: It seems, l will soon relocate to a far away city from here. A vampire is on the loose!
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