GBA-GBOS!

One day, l went to my wife's boutique. She wasn't around but l met a very pretty looking lady standing inside. I thought she was her sales girl. Trust me, l decided to rock her fast before my wife would return.

Come and see how l was displaying my lovely dancing skills coupled with my forward and backwards tweaking. Come and see sideways and frontwards rocking! Soon my wife returned and met me in what could earns Nigeria million of dollars if it were to be a competition of dirty romance.

I was ashamed of myself and l have to apologise to her. I told her that she should not suspect us or think that we are dating. I told her that l can't stand that low to dating her salesgirl. She accepted the apology and l left still feeling guilty.

When she returned home in the evening, l apologised to her again and also told her that she should never ever think that l have anything to do with that girl.

She then said, "Darling, don't worry. I know you were drunk yesterday. Come to think about it, why should l be angry with you. After all, it was just a female dummy".

GBA-GBOS! OF THE HIGHEST ORDER!