GAMBLING FOR LIFE!

The following ensued between a man and his wife.

WIFE: Darling, my father's burial ceremony is coming up in two months time. You have not paid my Bride price after four children. You have to make haste to pay both my Bride price and ready for in-law burial.

HUSBAND: The success of all you have just said now depends on the outcome of the games l am about to play next week. I am going to nap. Arsenal versus Chelsea and Liverpool versus Tottenham and Manchester city versus Manchester united. Once it clinks 3/3 the burial is ours.

Immediately, l nap the games, l will engage the services of a surveyor to measure the number of kilometres from my house to that cars depot. Because, as soon, the results are out, it will be a marathon race from my house to the cars depot to select a Prado Jeep for myself and an SUV for you my Darling wife. We are going to rock the burial ceremony like Yahoo boys. 

WIFE: So, you mean that my Bride price and father's burial ceremony depends on Arsenal, Manchester united and Liverpool? God, l have suffered! Why on earth did l ever marry this dreamer? 

HUSBAND: I told you that the 3 sure bankers are our passport to millionaire. Didn't you hear me when l said that l will employ the services of a surveyor to measure the distance between our house and the cars depot?

Now, their landlord who overheard the conversation between them came and said to the husband:

LANDLORD: I heard you saying to your wife that you have already engaged the services of a surveyor to measure the distance between your house and the cars depot. When the surveyor has through with your own distance measurement, l will also pay him to measure the distance between the central mortuary and here. For me, it is the distance between here and the mortuary that is going to come to pass.

Madam, if you don't want your dead father to be combined with other unclaimed corpses of criminals to be given a mass burial, better go and make provision now before it will be too late. Because, l know that after the results, he would be going straight away to the mortuary to await his own mass burial.

YEYE DEY SMELL!