"IS THERE ANYTHING WRONG IN EATING MY BROTHER'S MONEY?"

There was this twenty five years old final year student of one of the institutions in town. One evening, he was standing on the balcony when a very pretty looking girl of about eighteen years of age came to ask after his father. The following ensued between them.

GIRL: Good evening sir.please, l am asking after a middle aged man by name Mr Oghala.

GUY: Good evening my dear beautiful angel. 

Well, Mr Oghala is my father but he is not at home now. Any message for him? So that l can deliver it to him when he comes.

GIRL: He promised to give me the sum of twenty thousand naira this evening, hence l am here to collect it.

GUY: Speaking within himself. This my father is a shameless womanizer. Imagine at his age befriending this beautiful looking teenage girl who is like a granddaughter to him. No way! I am going to snatch this one from him She is too beautiful for that old man of fifty four years old. She fits me perfectly. I am going to give her the forty thousand naira which my mother gave to me to use for both my transport and feeding at school. I will give her the money and take her phone number.

GUY: Like l told you. My father is not around now.

You are too beautiful, please, can we be friends? 

I mean, can l be your boyfriend?

GIRL: Nothing wrong with that.

GUY: Just two minutes, please. I shall be back in no time.

He returns in a jiffy.

Well, my beautiful angel, here is the sum of forty thousand naira for you. I want you to please forget about that old man and let us be lovers. This is just the beginning. More are coming your way. I can do anything for you. Please give me your phone number. She gave it to him and thanked him and left happily.

When his father came, the following ensued between them.

SON: Daddy, a very pretty looking girl came here about two hours ago. She said you promised to give her the sum of twenty thousand naira today. I know you daddy. She is one of your secret lovers.

FATHER: Oh, my son! Her name is Prisca. She is my daughter from another woman. That means, she is your younger sister.

Ten minutes later, the guy said to himself. 'I am dead! Look at the money my mother gave me for both transportation to school and buying of food which would last me for two months. I just gave it away. I must call her to return it to me because since she is my blood sister, all plans and expectations destroyed ".

He then called her to return the money to him since they are brother and sister. And the girl said, " Brother, l can't return it to you. It had entered voicemail. But come to think about it. Is there anything wrong for me to eat my elder brother's money?"

SON: But Daddy, why didn't you introduce her to us all these years?

FATHER: Well, not everything you should know about. This is just the beginning. More are coming.

SON: I am dead! The money mother gave me to take to school for my upkeep has entered voicemail. what a tragedy!

FATHER: My son, you see, when a soldier planned to overthrow a sitting president and the plan failed, he doesn't need to cry for the expended bullets fired into the air during the overthrow attempt.

SON: Yes, daddy. But not when those are the soldier's last bullets. You won't understand.

DIS NA ORIGINAL MUGU FALL, KAKO WACK OO!