THE TRUTH WILL COST YOU!

 There was this tall and pretty looking lady who secured a room apartment in a certain compound.  She was the only female amongst other nine young bachelors. The lady only comes to stay in the room on Saturdays and Sundays.

Because of this her system of coming home, the bachelors suspected her to be a prostitute. They all decided to have her one after the other. 

One day one of them said to the others, "guys, coming Saturday is Eminoko ( my turn ) l must bed her if she comes this weekend".  And so as she was about to go to town as usual on Monday morning, the guy went to her and said, "Sister, l will like to see you immediately you come on Saturday morning unfailingly". Then she left.

On Friday evening, the guy told his friends that both his bed and room would shake to the foundation of the building on Saturday morning.

He went and bought energy giving drinks and fruit juices with beverages costing about fifteen thousand naira.

He then said to his friends, "Guys, it will be the greatest fun on earth. Since she is very tall, l will give her different styles. Side ways, back ways, front ways and even head booting". They began to celebrate.

On Saturday morning, they were all seated waiting for her coming. But to their surprised and disappointment, they saw her walking down briskly and at the same time raving. Not only that she was raving and shouting as she comes but she was fully kit up in an army uniform with a long four strings horsewhip. (aka KOBOKO)  She immediately walked down to meet the guy and said," Please, my friend, you said you want to see me immediately l come on Saturday morning. I am sorry that l was a bit late. It was one idiot who doesn't know his mate.

Imagine the fool told me that he loves me. What an insult!

I flogged the hell out of his stupid body and smelling mouth. He is now in our cell in the barracks coughing blood.

Lets  forget about the idiot and hear why you want to see  me'.

And the guy amid trembling hands,  legs and lips said, "You see, officer. All of us here want to thank you and welcome you officially to the compound because whenever a new tenant packed into the compound, we usually celebrate him or her. 

That is why my friends here and l say we should welcome you".

And they said, "Lets present all the gifts to her in a reverse form". They then presented all the drinks, juices and beverages to her.

She collected them, thanked them and said, " Look, let me assure you people, if you see any of those nonsense guys or boys who molest ladies or just want to sleep with any lady they see, just let me know. Their days are numbered. You people need to have seen what l did to that guy l told you that put in cell.

I flogged him in different styles. Side ways, back ways, front ways and even head booting. And so will l do to any other animals like him". 

MY GUYS, NO GOAT CAN BLEAT IN FRONT OF THE LOIN'S DEN.